Grand Mistress:  Knockez                                                                                                                                                              R.A: Snapper                                                                                                                                                                                    Hash Cash:   Sourpuss                                                               Hash Bank Account  02-0536-0003787-000                        Hare Razor/On Sec: Tree Top                                                                                                                                                        Hash Almoner  Knockez                                                                                                                                                    Haberdashery:  Twiggy                                                                                                                                                                  Horn Blower:  Fishy Fingers                                                                                                                                                          Web Master:  Gatecrasher                                                                                                                                                              Web address:  

Receding Hareline Run No Date Venue Hare 
1973 7 July 20 Kelburn Village Pub, 87 Upland Rd., Kelburn   Sourpuss & Fillupajug                                                        1974 14 July 20 The Innkeeper Johnsonville, 11 Broderick Road, Johnsonville Tree Top & Twiggy                                1975 21 July 20 TBA K9 & Dolly                                                                                                                                                  1976 28 July 20 TBA AKA                                                                                                                                                            1977 4 Aug 20 78 Totara Crescent, Woburn, Lower Hutt Spider & K9

Run Report

1872 30 June2020 Victoria Tavern, 140 Jackson Street, Petone  J'wax and The Mop

Twas a cold, wet winter eve when about a dozen hardy hashers set off from the newly poshed-up Vic pub.  I set forth with Dolly and Filupajug but by the first check I’d had enough so abandoned them for the warmth of the pub.  I’d had to turn up to the run in my work clothes and my gorgeous red boots ain’t made for walking too far.  This is all leading up to me saying that I know next to nothing about where the two trails went.  Not the greatest of starts for the new Walker’s RA I know! 
Back at the pub the rare runners were back before the walkers. Eventually everyone was accounted for and we started tucking into our meals.  The circle was presided over by yours truly because our newly minted Grand Mistress decided she had a better offer on the first night of her reign!  You’ll keep knockez with a little k. 
Fines went to:  
Filupajug for having eyes like and eagle and ears like a dog for spotting trail when no one else could and hearing Sourpuss calling from miles away.   
The Mop for taking the runners the length of The Esplanade on the coldest and wettest run of winter so far and for being miserly with the markings. 
J-wax for another year on the planet.  The fine was accompanied by a robust rendition of Hash Birthday. 
Oggy for short cutting and AKA and two others I can’t remember for having paledrone runs – oh god let’s not start that again! 
There were probably other fines lost in the mists of wine (Er I mean time) and before you could say “The Mop got to work with the J-wax” I ended up with the stick for the most outstanding Hash footwear.  Thanks Treetop and Twiggy for taking the dratted stick and book home. 
On On Snapper