Guess Who - Dont Sue  

Who at our recent Smart & Dennis cup was just over the green after 3 shots at number five (which is a par 4) and ended up with a 12.

Who at our recent Christmas Tournament put 4 balls into the pond and then gave up on the hole as he only had 1 golf ball left.

Who in the clubhouse went to have a drink out of a stubbie, got it to her mouth and then realised that the bottle still had the top on.

Who was the veteran at Taumarunui recently who when the sprinkler started spraying on the teeing ground had the bright idea to put a bucket over the sprinkler head and hold it down so the players could tee off with out getting wet.
Worked great but the sprinkler got its revenge when the bucket was removed and squirted him in the backside. Fortunately his seat had dried out by the time he finished playing golf.

Who at a recent veterans tournament after starting on the 16th hole, played the 17th and then the 9th?
Doesn't 18 come next.

Who at another veterans tournament reversed his golf cart over an 87 year old golfers trundler and smashed it?  Rumour has it that the old fellow had had the trundler for 70 years.  Rumour also has it that it was the co-drivers fault.

Who hit a ball into the crack in the rock on the 4th hole and took photos to prove it.

Who jokingly asked a player to put out his foot and stop his ball after it was well off course on the putting green and the player obliged?????

Who had an airshot on the 18th teeing ground when he was trying to win the Wednesday jackpot two.

Who in the semi final of the 4BBB got to the first green and realised that he had left his putter on the practice green. Then took off in his cart to retrieve it and his partner couldnt putt either as his clubs were on the back of the cart.

Who had 4 putts and a kick on the green and the ball still did not go into the hole.

Who got a two on the 9th hole using a Texas wedge from 30 metres off the green.
Opposition in the 4 Ball Best Ball final were gutted as they had to give him a shot on the hole.

Who decided to get a ride in a golf cart after the rain had cleared. Got down to the teeing ground and realised his clubs were still in the boot of his car. Goes back to the car park and couldnt find his car keys to open the boot.  Eventually the keys were found dangling from the car door.

Who came to the bar, took a $20 note from  a wallet, bought drinks for his mate and himself, went back to table and realized he had his mates wallet and not his own?

Who arrived at the club in a golf cart and found they had left their clubs at home and later lost the clubs while driving along the fairway?

Who nearly fell into the pond trying to retrieve a ball from the flax bush?

Who teed off on the 15th hole and hit himself with his ball in the shin before attempting to kick the ball off the teeing ground?

Who stood an open stubbie on the floor of a golf cart. Driver didnt know it was there and takes off. Player runs down fairway yelling. Cart stops, stubbie falls over but not much beer christened the cart.