Third Grade Final, Mandeville Sports Ground, March 27, 2010
A sublime opening partnership of 156 propelled Swannanoa to victory at
the Mandeville Sports Centre on March 27 a memorable day which ended
with high-spirited clowning and a team member in a one-piece
Mankini costume. (see pictures)
A well-rounded Noa team had gathered at the Ville, conscious of
instructions to be there good and early for the Midday start. Anxiety
rippled through tense shoulders and hamstrings as word got round that
Phil was somewhere on the Northern Motorway, but no fear...hed be
with us by 12.30.
The boys gathered, support crew on shoulder, for one last briefing
from Captain Drakey. God bless and God speed. The blessing was
appropriate, for it was Swannanoas day.
Drakey and Lango did all the right things early on, first guaging the
pace of the wicket and the quality of the bowling.
Rangiora found it increasingly hard to get its groove thing going, as
opening bowler Meiring toiled admirably despite a painful shoulder.
Downs was typically hard to get away but the pressure was partially
released when Mariu left the bowling crease surprisingly early.
Our openers began to take to the offerings of Fletcher, Banks and
Sutton with relish no mean feat considering Rangiora are masters of
miserly bowling. Psychic energy shifted toward the batsmen.
Drake had the early initiative but Lang was not to be outshone.
Several full-extension cover drives and a clubbed slog sweep for six
were among the highlights in a partnership that must surely have set
recent club records (a fact generally agreed at 11pm that night)
This memorable piece of team batsmanship came to an end with the
departure of Lang, leaving Luke with the terrible job of coming in
next.
It was not ODs day, nipped out by the wily Murray Sail. Similarly
Dugdale came a cropper to the beleaguered Meiring.
Osboure fared better (31) while Scott (13) and Ryan (19) finished off
proceedings. No one was Ryan-run out, despite the frenetic running. In another
piece of wonderment, Scott was given LBW by the neutral umpire and
strolled off, happy as a newborn lamb.
Who else to mention? Oh, Rusty. A beacon, despite again being nearly
relegated to the last paragraph of the innings report this time
delivering a barnstorming 90.
So, Swannanoa 245 or thereabouts. Sure it could have been 280 or
possibly 300, but who could argue with our highest score of the
season.
Rangiora started in equally bullish fashion, until the Heff encouraged
Sail to chop the red round thing on to his stumps - key wicket. Paul
and Bos were not put off however as the score raced along close to the
required 6 an over until Olsen came into the play with an LBW shout on
Paul Clement, then cleaning out the dangerous Mariu and Meiring.
Around this time, scribe recalls, Hayden snared a stunning one-handed
caught and bowled. Umpire John was mightily grateful for this because
if luck had been more unkind we may have had a decapitated umpire on our
hands.
Next to strike was the mercurial Adonis Aussie (the Greek), who
snared Cartwright for 11. By now it was looking good for the Noa,
although hope remained for Rangiora while Fletcher was at the crease.
He and Downs grabbed 32 and 29 apiece but their tail-end effort was
fortunately in vain. Dugdale had Fletch caught while Drakey floated a
few up to stump Downes and trap Al Sutton in front. Rangiora out for
182 and the celebrations could begin.
.....
And begin, the celebrations certainly did. Proceedings began sedately with the official prize-giving in the Mandeville clubrooms, as Swannanoa and its nemesis Ohoka swept the trophy cabinet bare.
Gradually the tempo of the evening increased, however, as the Noa moved on to Truro Place, otherwise known as the street in the former paddock just over the fence.
Keith (aka Alf, Aussie, The Greek) and Katie put on an evening of drinking and BBQ which turned to hysterics when our host (Aussie) donned a vivid green Mankini suit . Tears are still being wiped from eyes and psychologists consulted for remedial therapy...and thats just his team-mates were talking about.
Fortunately, for the sake of decorum, our spiritual leader on the day, Reverend Drake, was in a position to invite team members forward to break bread and drink from the Cup of 3rd Grade Success, last won by Swannanoa in 1987. Lance had a beard in those days, it was noted.
So, we went happily home, safe in the knowledge it had been a fine season. Good luck to the Australian tourists and same to the Central Otago crew. We plan to meet up for a team pizza and drinks again soon, Cheers, Anon.
Swannanoa V Rangiora, 3rd Grade Final played at Mandeville Sports
Centre, Saturday March 27, 2010
Batting:
Russell Drake 90 (96 delieries)
Nathan Lang 56 (61)
Tim Osbourne Not Out 31 (28)
Derek Scott 13 (26)
Hayden Ryan Not Out 19 (17)
Luke O'Donnell 1 (6)
Hamish Dugdale (3)
Did Not Bat - Olsen, Woods, Eleftheriou, Heffernan
Bowling:
Heffernan - 4 overs, no maidens, 1 for 22
Olsen - 8 overs, no maidens, 3 for 49
Ryan - 7 overs, one maiden, 2 for 25
Elefttheriou - 6 overs, no maidens, 1 for 24
Dugdale - 8 overs, 1 maiden, 1 for 35
Drake - 4.4 overs, no maidens, 2 for 17Match Report 20 Mar 10, played at the Noa
While having no bearing on the outcome of the teams respective seasons, todays game held an opportunity to get some play time before next weeks final and despite the win, it would be fair to say that not a lot was gained out of the experience and players were left somewhat disappointed in their own personal, and teams efforts.
In the immortal words of the Captain, we didnt win the toss, they called incorrectly and Swannanoa were put into bat which suited as a chance to score some runs in ideal conditions and bat ourselves into (or out of) form was relished against a team carrying a few ex-Ohoka Seniors.
With the in-form Rusty and Nathan opening, runs came quickly as 70 runs were notched up however both batsmen gave their wickets away in the face of (fair to say) unstartling bowling. But as the batting line up looked as strong on paper as it had all season, it was really only Tim Osborne who showed any mettle enough to take the opportunities given him and held up one end as his partners continued to get starts but prove that shot selection is as important against weak bowling as it is strong. When Tim finally succumbed to a well compiled 61 off 60 balls, 6 for 170 with less than 10 overs to go wouldnt have been considered ideal.
But cometh the man (men) cometh the hour and Jason and Derek put on a little cameo at the end to lift the score to 205/8 despite Findlays blown calf and the ignomity of receiving a ball to the back of the head in the same process. Hey, humour comes in all forms.
After a settling over a cuppa and cakes (who the hell bought the Christmas Crackers!?!?) Rusty called in the team ala Michael Vaughan and knew that the total was defendable based on the fact that fielding has been good all season, and despite a weaker: bowling line up.
And it could so easily have unravelled from there as the fielding standards held in such high esteem all season failed us, but with some very good bowling, and some pretty piss-poor bowling, we did put them under pressure.
Journeyman Ryan and Dugdale opened, and chipped away taking the openers, and when Tim Parrot took the stumps out of the ground with his opening delivery (a loosener in his own terms) it seemed that the game was done and dusted and would give us the gusto needed for next week. but things have a way of biting you on the arse if you slacken...and it so morphed in the shape of one Aussie...
The ideal overhead conditions that had existed throughout much of the game to this point quickly cleared to provide a stifling and windless afternoon, and the normally prodigious swinger of the cherry he is known for, Aussie struggled through 8 tortuous overs which had the keeper pulling his hair out. But as is want of him, he still chipped in with 2 wickets (and the LBW was soooo plumb!), before Rusty and Nathan took control and cleaned up the tail relatively quickly.
Overall, a win is a win, however it would be fair to say we would have preferred a more all round and polished performance in coming to next weeks final against top of the table Rangiora, but in saying that, it could be seen as getting the crap blown out now instead of next week may be the tonic for a win...
Time will tell.
BATTING
Rusty 33 off 50
Nathan 32 off 40
Luke 11 off 16
T Oz 61 off 60
Hamish 14 off 13
Zinny 5 off 25
Derek 21 off 17
Jase 11 off 3
BOWLING
Haydo 7-2-21-1
Duggie 5-1-17-1
Parro 6-0-24-1
Aussie 8-2-36-2
Luko 3-0-17-0
Rusty 5-2-15-2
NATO 4-0-14-2
Zinny .05-0-0-0
MATCH REPORT
Swannanoa vs Woodend at SCG
13th March 2010
Saturday turned out to be great day for cricket. Grounds Keeper Willy (Tim Osbourne) was at the ground early to doctor the pitch... with an industrial leaf blower no less, ridding the hallowed (astro) turf of straw (from the fair the week before) and rabbit shit (from rabbits). After successfully accomplishing this feat, Captain Tim Fast Fulton promptly lost the toss and we were into the field against Woodend.
The Skip decided to open up the bowling attack with Olsen, the team discussed this and decided against it (ah democracy at work), deciding pace against the 11 yr old opener might not be a good option (where is Send the Hammer Down Hamilton when you need him) and went with Whispering Death Woods from the up hill end and Duggie from down hill. After bowling 2 overs for 2 runs Duggie was promptly yanked out of the attack (too expensive) and Fast Fulton took control of the ball. Wickets started to tumble with a catch being taken behind the stumps by Derek of Fast to kick things off. In an astute move Whispering Death was substituted with Lightening Lance Ryan to accompany FastFulton in a two pronged speed attack. One over at one end saw Fast end it with two wickets in his last two balls thus on a hat-trick. Lightening Lance not to be out done proceeded to take two wickets with two balls in his subsequent over and also be on a hat-trick. Needless to say nether bowler could deliver the goods, but they did break the batting sides spirit.
Woodend were reeling at 5 for 30 odd.
Geoff and Luke were the next to take up the bowling duties. Geoff was typically tight with line and length, snaring a nice c & b. Luke bowled with deceptive pace for such a languid trot in and managed to clean up the tail with a caught couple of bowleds and then had Derek take a ripper of a catch diving to his right to finish the Woodend innings off.
Woodend all out for 90
Woods 5-0-16-0
Duggie 2-0-2-0
Fulton 6-0-23-3
L Ryan 4-0-14-2
G Olsen 5-0-11-1
Luke 5.2-0-13-3
Time for Tea and Cakes
Opening the batting M Sincock and T Osbourne strode forward. Tim smashes a few well timed boundaries and then strode back again. Out to a one-handed catch to an 11yr old for 13. This brought T Parrot to the crease who proceeded to build a partnership with Sincock worth 70 odd runs. With Swannanoa needing just 3 runs to win Sincock went and got caught for 37 off the bowling of the previously mentioned 11 yr old. This should have brought D Scott to the crease but he had de-padded thinking his day was done (surely thats a fine, Sheriff?) So Duggie came in to craft a fine 6 runs of two balls. Job done!
T Osbourne 13
M Sincock 37
T Parrott 20no
H Dugdale 6 no
FOOTNOTE
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Last weeks reporter failed to give recognition to a fine acheivement in the match against Oxford. Rusty Drakes ton was the first scored for Swannanoa in an least 8 years. Well done Rusty, top effort, and we assure you that the reporter has been sentenced to death by bowling squad.
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MATCH REPORT
6th March 2010
Oxford vs Swannanoa
The day dawned for the showdown against Oxford, and it was bleak with showers from a cold southerly front, the immediate prospects of getting a match underway looked to echo the weather conditions. As the morning progressed the clouds slowly dissipated and it was to be a case of game on.
The more eager members of the team descended onto the Oxford domain a little before 12.30 and with a certain level of trepidation inspected a very green wicket & in a somewhat agricultural scenario several fence posts driven inside the field of play. The Swannanoa selection panel after a lengthy evaluation process had placed their faith in Rusty Drake to captain the squad, which, looked to have been a shaky decision after he promptly lost the toss.
The opening pair of Drake and Lang took to the field and proceeded to block out the first 2 overs and the sideline commentary team were in overdrive. The batsmen then began to score with a combination of skilful running between the wickets, lovely caressed shots through the field and in what seems to be new dimension to Langs game, brutal power hitting. The partnership was steadily growing when Bowser cleaned out Lang (19) with the score on 39 in the 11th over. Eleftheriou, who had been promoted up the batting list in an attempt to solidify the top order, strode out with a sense of purpose. Oxford began to put some real pressure on with the ball and half an hour later at the 20 over mark Swannanoa had lost Eleftheriou (10) with the score sitting at 64.
As Osborne joined Drake the run rate began to accelerate with plenty of singles and the despatch of any loose balls to the boundary and the sideline forecast was lifted to an innings total of 150-160. Osborne fell caught for 26 and was replaced by H Ryan (1) who was dismissed in a horrible run-out mix up with the score on 139.
Hamilton (14) arrived with a sense of urgency and ably assisted Drake in pushing the score to 186 before he was caught. Scott looked comfortable in his position for the day and hit two beautiful fours and Drake (105) brought up his century before falling to a slower delivery from Oxfords international player in the 39th over with the score at 199. Scott and Ryan closed out the innings and taking the total to 206.
Drake 105
Lang 19
Eleftheriou 10
Osborne 26
Ryan 1
Hamilton 14
Scott 10
Ryan 2
After the break, Swannanoa took the field and Martin opened the bowling with a mixture of doosras, flippers, ouches, shits and dot balls. At the other end Woods finally made a return to the bowling crease after a lengthy absence and immediately returned the captains faith with a wicket maiden followed by another maiden. Martin began getting into a rhythm at the other end and Woods applied pressure. After 16 overs Oxford were reeling at 7-70. A rearguard action was required and Oxfords international Chandrasena performed admirably before the team was dismissed for 112.
Martin 6-1-22-0
Woods 8-3-20-5
Hamilton 3-1-11-1
Findlay 3-0-15-0
L Ryan 2-0-10-1
Osborne 2-0-9-0
H Ryan 3-1-10-0
Eleftheriou 1.3-0-4-2
Swannanoa vs Rangiora at Swannano, 27/2/10:
This was a battle at the top of the table, and the game lived up to it's promise.
A late change was made just prior to the start of the game, seeing the introduction of the 12th man Lance Ryan - Lance did not disappoint. The new Oligarch of Rangiora had apparently been delayed whilst he counted his newly found fortune at the expense of Telecom and their mighty XT network.
Hayden won the toss and elected to bat. This was a decision he may have been ruing 6 overs later when at 2 down for 3, we were in a spot of bother. Tim Osbourne and Hamish Dugdale dug in and saw off a couple of the grades best bowlers and steadied the ship. Runs however were still not flowing at any real rate. The total was around 45 in the 20th over and the general feeling amongst the troops was that 120-130 would be a fine effort from there. Tim finally lost his wicket with the score of 77, for a well grafted and important 38 runs. Luke O'Donnell met Dugdale in the middle and the score really started to push on. Opening his innings with a straight 6 gave us all a taste of what the partnership could offer, and the pair surged through to 122 with some lusty blows before Dugdale lost his wicket for a brilliantly crafted 53 - his first dismissal of the season. O'Donnell followed shortly after (also his first out of the season) on 137 and Woodsie on 141. Had the impetus been lost - well no. Two of the elder statesmen of the pack stepped up, Geoff Olsen and Lance Ryan crafted an excellent 42 run partnership featuring some superb and aggressive running (several 3's amongst the runs), glides, parrys, and the odd Lance Ryan hook shot. A very respectable 187 for 7 was reached. Geoff compiling a very useful 26, and Lance a timely 21 not out.
We turned for the break thinking at least we were in with a show. We did know that Rangiora had several very capable batsmen, with two recently having come off century's, albeit against some lesser opposition.
Rangiora progressed through very calmly to 46 before we took the important wicket of their captain and no.1 batsman, it was then we really thought we had a chance. The opener at the other end was offering up chances, which we just couldn't seem to hold, although he never seemed to really pose any great threat. From an initial run rate of 4.5 being required, we steadily built pressure with some good tight bowling. The required rate climbed to 5, then 5.5, and 6. This forced incoming batsmen to play more aggresive shots than they might have otherwise selected, and so we gladly took the wickets as they were offered. Rangiora eventually petered out and we took their final wicket in the 40th over with their score on 162. The bowlers all bowled well and a great win was taken - one step closer to the final!
The bowlers:
Geoff Olsen, 8o, 0m, 3 for 38
Hamish Dugdale, 8o, 0m, 2 for 33
Phil Heffernan, 8o, 0m, 2 for 28
Hayden Ryan, 8o, 1 m, 2 for 26
Lance Ryan, 4o, 1m, 0 for 14
Jason Findlay, 3.4o, 0m, 1 for 18
Watch out Oxford!
Swannanoa vs Woodend at Swannanoa, 20/2/10:
Woodend Bulldogs batted first, and after what was a fine start in reaching 80/2 in quite good time, were rolled by a rampant H.Ryan who delivered the fine figures of 6 overs, 7 for 12 to bowl the opposition out for a paltry 97 in the 27th over. The feat did attract the attention of the local press, where in the write up, Hayden was referred to as the "Swannanoa Journeyman". He can thank his younger cousin Luke O'Donnell for the coverage.
Swannanoa took on this relatively meagre total with ease, striking off the deficit in 20 overs for only the loss of a Mark Sincock wicket. In doing so, Tim Osbourne regained some of his good form in posting 57 not out to record his third half century of the season, and Sincock and Hamish Dugdale chimed in with 22 and 11 not out respectively. An easy win in the end.
Match Report 13/02/2010
Swannanoa V Southbrook Red
After having opened a big can of whip ass on the stronger Southbrook team the week before, spirits were high that the same would be done this week. Captain Olsen made the toss (not sure if he won it or not) but we were batting anyway. Scott and Lang opened the batting slowly but securely. After 8 overs we were 30 without loss. Lang looked solid at one end, and they were starting to build a partnership until Scott was caught for 11. Findlay came in, letting the first ball go outside off. In the next over Findlay preceded to hit 3 fours in a row (he doesnt like running!) Both Lang and Findlay were playing some fine shots all over the ground, and the score moved onto 92, before Findlay missed one, and was clean bowled for 29 (Muppet!!). Gardner playing his first game this season played some typical Gardner shots on his way to 22. Lang brought up his fifty, and we were looking good. With Lang continuing to hit the ball well, the score at 167 for 4 and plenty of overs left; the scene was set to mount a big total. What the *&^%$, the wheels starting to fall off, as Lang was out (or not, bump ball) for a well batted 71, wickets fell in quick succession, Olsen 7, Hamilton,6,Heffernan 1, Robertson golden, Kinder4, and Parrott 2, leaving H Ryan not out on 10. We went from a strong position, to losing our last 6 wickets for 31 runs, and not batting our overs out (37.3 overs).
Setting 199 runs for them to win, we needed to get a few early wickets to put them on the back foot, first ball 4. Sean, their opener was hitting everything to the leg side, and was lucky on a number of occasions, with the ball finding the gap. Parrot picked up a wicket in his first over, and finished with figures of 4-0-15-1. Heffernan finally bowled Sean for 22, after he played another leg side shot. Their 3rd wicket partnership was looking good, until a great catch by H Ryan ended that. Will their number three batter was looking comfortable, but with more wickets falling around him, Southbrook began to look a bit shaky at 89 for 5. Sadly, they started to turn the innings around, and were finding singles and the boundary more and more as the game went on.
The ball seemed to be landing just short a lot, but we did not help the score with some not so great fielding at times. The game was in the balance, and with Will still there it was going to be a close finish. Olsen picked up a wicket, and then Ryan got the big wicket of Will for 88. Olsen picked up another wicket and with 2 overs to go the needed 15 runs with 2 wickets left. H Ryan bowled the second to last over, conceding 8. Olsen got a wicket with the first ball in the last over, but with a four hit, and then a couple of singles taken, the field came in for the last ball, they hit over the top and the game was lost.
Bowling Figures
Olsen 8-1-41-3
Heffernan 8-0-36-3
Findlay 8-0-36-1
Hamilton 5-0-20-0
Parrott 4-0-15-1
H Ryan 7-0-41-1
Hard to take losing a close game, but with the goal of finishing in the top two still on, we have to make sure we learn from this one.
MATCH REPORT
Waitangi Day 2010
Having experienced the potential might of a very youthful Southbrook G team throughout Januarys T/20 comp, the Noa set about selecting a "strong" side for this most important clash. Whether or not this was a miscalculated process, the result signifies that either they were not as strong as we expected or we just played damn well and ruthlessly put them to the sword.
For those not wanting to read on, we won.
Under lightly overcast skies on a pitch that promised some assistance and a day that promised plenty of sunshine at some stage, Drake won the toss and allowed the opposition to bat second. With the ball likely to "do a bit" the skipper took up the challenge and faced up. He and Lang played cautiously taking the sting out of the attack and after a few overs, the temperatures soared, the idiotic chirpy banter faded and so did the spirits of the fielding side. Lang got a good ball to remove him for 13 and Fulton (T) 11 showed promise for a new dad until he skied a lose ball and was caught. Osborne may as well have stayed home and at 3 for 60 the Noa was precarious. Woods came in as pinch hitter and succeeded for only a short time reaching 13.
Ryan (H) warmed to the task and played some splendid strokes. A good partnership was undone when Drake ran himself out for the third time this season after compiling 74. (is there a message here??). Casey joined Osborne as a minor but nonetheless important contributer and as the overs slipped away (and the opposition wilted badly) the pedal was floored. Ryan ran himself out for a well constructed 32 and Olsen bludgeoned as usual to reach 20 not out with Martin doing likewise in a shorter time to reach 8 not out placing the Noa well at 203 for 7 after the allotted 40.
A useful score which needed to be defended well to secure victory. The game plan was established. Short spells in the heat, line and just short of a length on or outside off and we would prevail.
Well every bowler did what was asked (and more in the case of Oz who, after a few beers throughout the day, exercised his lip very fashionably). Olsen (2 for 12 off 4) and Heffernen (1 for 7 off 3) struck early and also beat the bat consistently. Ryan (3 for 15 off 4) and Oz (3 for 14 off 5) ripped the guts out of Southbrook and at 7 for 29 they were never in it. At a higher level of the game you could regard the Noas progress as "clinical". As often happens the tail wagged but only for a short time before Fulton (1 for 10 off 2) claimed the last at 78. Woods and Casey (AKA CARGO PANTS - according to the oppositions Duckworth Lewis scorebook terminology) rolled their arms over for no reward.
A very good team performance, particularly in the field, where excellent ground fielding and catching (Woods 1 splendid up,, 1 tough down and Ryan a dolly down were the main remarkable memories). One cannot help but feel encouraged with the intensity building towards what hopefully will be a finals birth in due course. We think we are SECOND now. Well done.
MATCH REPORT
Waitangi Day 2010
Having experienced the potential might of a very youthful Southbrook G team throughout Januarys T/20 comp, the Noa set about selecting a "strong" side for this most important clash. Whether or not this was a miscalculated process, the result signifies that either they were not as strong as we expected or we just played damn well and ruthlessly put them to the sword.
For those not wanting to read on, we won.
Under lightly overcast skies on a pitch that promised some assistance and a day that promised plenty of sunshine at some stage, Drake won the toss and allowed the opposition to bat second. With the ball likely to "do a bit" the skipper took up the challenge and faced up. He and Lang played cautiously taking the sting out of the attack and after a few overs, the temperatures soared, the idiotic chirpy banter faded and so did the spirits of the fielding side. Lang got a good ball to remove him for 13 and Fulton (T) 11 showed promise for a new dad until he skied a lose ball and was caught. Osborne may as well have stayed home and at 3 for 60 the Noa was precarious. Woods came in as pinch hitter and succeeded for only a short time reaching 13.
Ryan (H) warmed to the task and played some splendid strokes. A good partnership was undone when Drake ran himself out for the third time this season after compiling 74. (is there a message here??). Casey joined Osborne as a minor but nonetheless important contributer and as the overs slipped away (and the opposition wilted badly) the pedal was floored. Ryan ran himself out for a well constructed 32 and Olsen bludgeoned as usual to reach 20 not out with Martin doing likewise in a shorter time to reach 8 not out placing the Noa well at 203 for 7 after the allotted 40.
A useful score which needed to be defended well to secure victory. The game plan was established. Short spells in the heat, line and just short of a length on or outside off and we would prevail.
Well every bowler did what was asked (and more in the case of Oz who, after a few beers throughout the day, exercised his lip very fashionably). Olsen (2 for 12 off 4) and Heffernen (1 for 7 off 3) struck early and also beat the bat consistently. Ryan (3 for 15 off 4) and Oz (3 for 14 off 5) ripped the guts out of Southbrook and at 7 for 29 they were never in it. At a higher level of the game you could regard the Noas progress as "clinical". As often happens the tail wagged but only for a short time before Fulton (1 for 10 off 2) claimed the last at 78. Woods and Casey (AKA CARGO PANTS - according to the oppositions Duckworth Lewis scorebook terminology) rolled their arms over for no reward.
A very good team performance, particularly in the field, where excellent ground fielding and catching (Woods 1 splendid up, 1 tough down and Ryan a dolly down were the main remarkable memories). One cannot help but feel encouraged with the intensity building towards what hopefully will be a finals birth in due course. We think we are SECOND now. Well done.
MATCH REPORT
Traditional one day comp:
Played at the venerable Kaiapoi Rugby Club, home of the Yellow Peril.
Saturday January 30
This Saturday, the Swannanoa XI convened at Kaiapoi eager to get in some much needed match practice on one of the warmest days of the summer. The Kaiapoi team had other ideas with their players expressing a wish to get to the Woodend Sevens as quickly as possible after all, the Kaiapoi Rugby Club had a team entered and it would be good for them to support their mates over a few cold ones.
Skipper Mike Hamilton wished to make the most of these unpromising circumstances by winning the toss, electing to bat, and thereby giving the Swannanoa side the opportunity to get in 40 overs in the middle. Unfortunately, the coin fell against the visitors and the cheerful Kaiapoi captain elected to put Swannanoa into the field.
The match then followed a predictable course with the Kaiapoi batsman attempting a 20/20 approach, but even with Olsen, Heffernan, and Murdoch missing, they generally struggled with the Noas bowling. After a couple of dropped chances early on, wickets fell regularly with the fielding side eventually pocketing seven catches (including three fine takes to Russell Drake, who proved a revelation at first slip).
Captain Hamilton also deserves a mention for a fine spell of 3-14 off five overs after he shouldered the responsibility of opening the bowling. Garth Robinson took his first wicket for Swannanoa (1-5 off two overs) and Aussy Elftheriou continued his trail of destruction through the grade with 2-5 off just two overs.
The bowling was well rotated by the skipper and Kaiapoi were dismissed after just 16.2 overs for 56 runs.
For the record:
H Ryan 5 2-18
M Hamilton 5 3-14
K Elftheriou 2 2-5
G Robinson 2 1-5
H Dugdale 1.2 0-6
M Martin 1 1-2
The Kaiapoi total was never going to trouble the Swannanoa batsman and the target was duly reached in the 13th over (with the time yet to reach 3pm). Four wickets were lost along the way, with Tim Osborne falling early; Nathan Lang (14) and Jason Findlay (18) scoring rapidly until both were out caught; and Derek Scott dismissed caught and bowled off a cleanly-struck straight drive. Russell Drake was not out 8, with Hamish Dugdale not out without facing a ball.
A successful result but not the best workout for the Swannanoa side. Roll on next week!
MATCH REPORT
After a less than salubrious start to the 20/20 competition the week previous, Swannanoa were hoping for bigger and better things on the 23rd Jan at Mandeville. Alas one thing we realized rather quickly was that you cannot count on the weather as the day was miserable, and with that came a lack of players when the coin toss was taken.
After a quick toss it was decided that with only 7 players and the fact that Scargill won and wanted to bowl, Swannanoa were to bat. Geoff was made honorary captain and made the interesting decision of sending Woodsie and Jason into bat. Unfortunately for Mr Woods it was not his day, and he was adjudged caught after giving the Scargill gully some catching practice. Fortunately for Mr Woods he was in fine company as with the fall of Jock, Tim Parrot, Scotty, Geoff and Popey, we found ourselves in the unusual position of 45 for 6. If it hadnt been for Jasons 20 and Geoffs 12 wed have been right up crap creek.
Mike Martin was soon to follow but fortunately Phil Heffernan (18) was able to hold up an end as others fell around him. Aussie the 3 balled greek came in as a replacement batter and used a runner (thanks Scargill) but found the extra ballast a problem and fell cheaply as well. Swannanoa all out for 73. Not a massive score, but on a very green wicket it gave us something to bowl at. However, it was not to be our day again. Scargill only required 3 batters and 11 overs to overhaul our target. Another loss for Swannanoa in the 20/20 tournament. Maybe wed have more luck against Kaiapoi For the record.
Woods 0 Caught
Findlay 20 Caught
McDonald 4 Caught
Parrot 5 Caught
Lang 1 Not Out
Scott 0 LBW
Olsen 12 Bowled
Martin 6 Bowled
Pope 0 Bowled
Aussie 1 Caught
Heffernan 18 LBW
Bowler Overs Rate
Olsen 4 0-20
Heffernan 4 1-22
Parrot 2 0-9
Lang 1 0-15
For the second game of the day, Swannanoa were up against Kaiapoi, a team we had beaten convincingly in the 40 over one dayers. Tim Parrot was pulled from the squad and the 3 balled greek considered himself unfit to play and became chief cook and bottle washer, as well as umpire. Tim Fulton and Lance Ryan filled the vacant positions. Woodsie was meant to be at a stag do, but after checking for permission (thanks Gendie), made himself available. He must have known something Kaiapoi are a good natured bunch, who like a tipple, so it was set for a good fun matchup with neither team having anything to lose. Jason was made captain and threw caution to the wind and decided that wed have a bowl instead of our standard bat as had been the norm throughout the competition.
Phil opened from one end with Geoff from the other. There appeared to be some rivalry between their umpire and the opening batter Brent. Phil pitched one up and although the batter got a good stride in, offered no shot and padded off. The subsequent appeal was fairly convincing and the batter was adjudged out. Some dissent was shown towards the umpire, but Brent finally walked.
Kaiapoi 0/1. Daisey then came in and after showing some early promise was dismissed for 9 along with Steve L, and Kirky. Phil and Geoff both bowled well ( 2 wickets a piece) and some excellent catchs were taken by Nathan and Jason. Popey then came to roll the arm over and was shown quite a heavy amount of disrespect for an over he had bowled in a previous game. No one knows exactly how many balls he bowled, but it was a lot. However on his second ball he picked up the wicket of Nachos. By then we were into their tail and between Woodsie and Popey the tail was quickly cleaned up. Woodsie must come in for some special mention by taking 3 wickets in his final over. So, Kaiapoi all out for 49.
Our turn to bat, and with Scotty and Nathan striding out to the crease, we all felt comfortable drinking the 3 balled Greeks beer, and put our pads away. Some decent progress was made with regular 4s being scored until a very unique thing in cricket happened. We started to play out for a draw. As this is most unusual in 20/20 cricket, the sidelined players supported our fellow comrades in the only way we knew how We started a slow clap. This provoked outrage amongst the openers who tried even harder to play for a draw. Finally some commonsense was seen, and Nathan (18)was given out LBW to a ball the was going down leg by 2 feet. Lance strode to the crease, and found himself facing a bowler he hadnt expected. Ever the competitive one, the 3 balled greek was given a bowl and promptly had Lance back in the pavilion for 3. However, normality returned when Tim Fulton smashed a four to the boundary and the game was over. Swannanoa a convincing win in 9 overs. A quick beer was consumed by most in the clubrooms with everyone agreeing that they were glad to see the back of the 20/20 comp and looking forward to the next round of the one dayers.
For the record
Bowler Overs Rate
Olsen 4 2-12
Heffernan 4 2-15
Pope 3 3-10
Woods 2 3-6
Nathan 18 LBW
Scotty 16 Not Out
Lance 3 LBW
Tim F 4 Not Out
MATCH REPORT
The Noa V Woodend 05-12-2009
Well this one will be short and sweet, not a lot to tell really.
After Captain Hamilton and his Woodend counterpart mutually agreed that they would bat first, due to only having 7 players for the day and 3 of them had to leave at 5pm (turned out this was never going to be a problem) , they acquired the services of Murdoch junior to boost the batting stocks.
We went into the field with only 8 to start with ourselves, but soon had the full quota.... The opening bowling pair of Heffernan and Murdoch proved a real handful and the Woodend innings was soon in tatters, with an inspired spell of fast bowling from Heffernan, the wickets fell over after over and he eventually finished with the figures of 5 for 5 off 6 overs( there was mention of an honours board but we dont have one).
Murdoch at the other end also caused some problems finishing with 2 wickets. Pope was bought on to mop up the tail and he did this with all the enthusiasm of the 10 year old he bowled to close the Woodend innings at 34 (big bully).
Our opening pair of Ryan and Lang saw us home untroubled in just over 6 overs, this partnership included the running of a 5.
So for us the toughest part of the day was explaining to our wives that cricket does not always finish this early.
MATCH REPORT
28/11/09
The Noa V Oxford
Despite the inclement weather the call was made by Fulton T that the game was on, only for him to pull out some minutes later, something about boiling water and towels.
And so we arrived at 1pm to drizzle and cold, stood around for half an hour and indeed decided we would play.... Tim Os won the toss and elected to bat, sending the previously unbeaten Oxford boys into the wet and cold. After a cautious start Lang trying to lift the tempo but only succeeded in lifting the ball to midwicket where a comfortable catch was taken 1-7. This bought the skipper to the crease and he along with Derek set about upsetting the Oxford attack, this seemed to be working as there was a little sledging going on (Scotty later asked who their dickhead was), however just as things looked good Derek was judged LBW (for what I understand to be the third time this year), 2-27.
In came young Dugdale and due to the wet conditions and a very tight ring field it was evident that going over the top would be the only option to up the scoring rate, Os and Dugdale both did this with great effect scoring freely and both reached 50 within minutes of each other Os finally being dismissed for a very well complied 60.
At this time the decision had been made to bring in The Noas own pinch hitter (now known as one innings Woods) unlike the previous week this did not pay off, the most entertaining part of the day came at the expense of Woodsie however and his ability to run/slide/ crawl between the wickets, in what I can only assume was the top half of his body looking for a third run but failing to tell his legs to run that fast. Woodsie blew a sand shoe and tripped and fell in spectacular fashion (to his credit he made his ground only to be out a 2 balls later. This bought Jock to the wicket for the final few overs and he assisted Dugdale in getting us through to 192 for 4,Dougdale finishing 79 n/o.
D Scott 4
Lang 6
Dugdale 79
Osborne 60
McDonald 10
Woods 7
Olsen DNB
Eleftheriou DNB
Parrott DNB
Heffernan DNB
Cherry DNB
After a cup of tea to warm up, it was our turn in the field, the bowling was tight from the outset and Oxford lost wickets at regular intervals, by the end of the innings I think they had 5 fit players and had used 4 runners due to batsmen breaking down Aussie bowled a very good spell in capturing 3-13 off 7 overs and was supported by Phil with 2-14 off 7 overs. Oxford all out for 74.
Olsen 5-2-9-1
Heffernan 7-1-14-2
Eleftheriou 7-2-13-3
Cherry 4-0-15-0
Parrott 4-0-10-1
Lang 3-0-10-2
Back in the winners circle, looking forward to next week.
MATCH REPORT
The Noa V Woodend 05-12-2009
Well this one will be short and sweet, not a lot to tell really.
After Captain Hamilton and his Woodend counterpart mutually agreed that they would bat first, due to only having 7 players for the day and 3 of them had to leave at 5pm (turned out this was never going to be a problem) , they acquired the services of Murdoch junior to boost the batting stocks.
We went into the field with only 8 to start with ourselves, but soon had the full quota.... The opening bowling pair of Heffernan and Murdoch proved a real handful and the Woodend innings was soon in tatters, with an inspired spell of fast bowling from Heffernan, the wickets fell over after over and he eventually finished with the figures of 5 for 5 off 6 overs( there was mention of an honours board but we dont have one).
Murdoch at the other end also caused some problems finishing with 2 wickets. Pope was bought on to mop up the tail and he did this with all the enthusiasm of the 10 year old he bowled to close the Woodend innings at 34 (big bully).
Our opening pair of Ryan and Lang saw us home untroubled in just over 6 overs, this partnership included the running of a 5.
So for us the toughest part of the day was explaining to our wives that cricket does not always finish this early.
MATCH REPORT
28/11/09
The Noa V Oxford
Despite the inclement weather the call was made by Fulton T that the game was on, only for him to pull out some minutes later, something about boiling water and towels.
And so we arrived at 1pm to drizzle and cold, stood around for half an hour and indeed decided we would play.... Tim Os won the toss and elected to bat, sending the previously unbeaten Oxford boys into the wet and cold. After a cautious start Lang trying to lift the tempo but only succeeded in lifting the ball to midwicket where a comfortable catch was taken 1-7. This bought the skipper to the crease and he along with Derek set about upsetting the Oxford attack, this seemed to be working as there was a little sledging going on (Scotty later asked who their dickhead was), however just as things looked good Derek was judged LBW (for what I understand to be the third time this year), 2-27.
In came young Dugdale and due to the wet conditions and a very tight ring field it was evident that going over the top would be the only option to up the scoring rate, Os and Dugdale both did this with great effect scoring freely and both reached 50 within minutes of each other Os finally being dismissed for a very well complied 60.
At this time the decision had been made to bring in The Noas own pinch hitter (now known as one innings Woods) unlike the previous week this did not pay off, the most entertaining part of the day came at the expense of Woodsie however and his ability to run/slide/ crawl between the wickets, in what I can only assume was the top half of his body looking for a third run but failing to tell his legs to run that fast. Woodsie blew a sand shoe and tripped and fell in spectacular fashion (to his credit he made his ground only to be out a 2 balls later. This bought Jock to the wicket for the final few overs and he assisted Dugdale in getting us through to 192 for 4,Dougdale finishing 79 n/o.
D Scott 4
Lang 6
Dugdale 79
Osborne 60
McDonald 10
Woods 7
Olsen DNB
Eleftheriou DNB
Parrott DNB
Heffernan DNB
Cherry DNB
After a cup of tea to warm up, it was our turn in the field, the bowling was tight from the outset and Oxford lost wickets at regular intervals, by the end of the innings I think they had 5 fit players and had used 4 runners due to batsmen breaking down Aussie bowled a very good spell in capturing 3-13 off 7 overs and was supported by Phil with 2-14 off 7 overs. Oxford all out for 74.
Olsen 5-2-9-1
Heffernan 7-1-14-2
Eleftheriou 7-2-13-3
Cherry 4-0-15-0
Parrott 4-0-10-1
Lang 3-0-10-2
Back in the winners circle, looking forward to next week.
MATCH REPORT
22 November 2009
Swannanoa Versus Rangiora
The Curse of the Bye
On a hot Saturday afternoon at Dudley Park, the Noa took on Rangiora following a NCCA enforced week off to rest the bodies. On a green top track, very short boundaries, and a hot north wester blowing, captain for the day Drake tossed, and elected to bowl first. Mike Hamilton and Mark Woods opened the attack, with Woodsie finding out quickly just how short the boundaries were.
Geoff Olsen came on and promptly got the first wicket with Rangiora at 46 for 1 after 9 overs. This turned quickly into 2 down, when Geoff pitched one up, and the batsman drove fiercely straight back at him, thinking about his hands, Geoff stuck out his foot and guided the missile on the stumps at the non-strikers end. The non-striker was still in the process of backing up and was run out.
Keith Eleftheriou (Aussie) came on to bowl into the wind and started sending down banana balls, and quickly picked up 3 wickets to have Rangiora 97 for 5 after 18 overs. The game changed with the arrival of No 6 De Veries, and No 8 Marcus who proceed to make use of the short boundaries with a string of fours and sixes to get the final total through to 248 for 7 off 40 overs. All the bowlers felt the heat of this batting, but Aussie ended up with the best figures of 3 for 21 off his 8 overs.
After the break the Noa set off in chase of this large total. Lance Ryan gently hit a ball straight to cover and was soon walking back. Nathan Lang followed shortly afterwards, after running new man Garth Robinson out, with a gentle catch to point. The Noa was quickly 24 for 3 after 5 overs.
Tim Osborne and Russell Drake set about restoring some order to the chase, with Tim peppering the boundary. At 73 Tim went for another 6 but was caught right on the mid wicket boundary for 36. Geoff Olsen came in and managed to run himself out to the excellent Rangiora fielding.
At 6 for 104 master blaster Woodsie made his way to the crease. This was a man on a mission, but surprisingly proceeded to bring out his best forward defensive shot to the first ball much to the amazement of his teammates. This was however the last time it was seen in his short innings. Sixteen scoring shots later (he also missed a few but not many) he managed to get himself bowled for 58. This included 6 sixes and 5 fours.
Russell had been playing a patient innings and holding things together was caught in the covers for 28, and the innings quickly folded after that to be all out for 191. It was good to see the support of the non-playing members and families at the ground.
This was a disappointing result, and as with the previous game the opposition managed to score freely in the second half of their innings. Hopefully this is just the curse of the bye, and normal order will be restored against Oxford next week at home.
Editors note. Oxford is undefeated to date this season it could well be a case of game on.
MATCH REPORT
The Noa vs. Woodend Bulldogs
Sat 07.11.09
It turned out to be a scorcher, and I am not just talking about the weather...
The Bulldogs, a mish-mash of League Hardheads who enjoy a beer, and no doubt embarrassing a few traditional cricket teams turned up and what followed (in the immortal words of Sean Fitzpatrick (and many AB captains before him) was a game of two halves. Ill explain...
With the lethal opening bowling pair in Geoff and Mike, and able support after them from Zinny and Hamish, Swannanoa seemed to be cruising to another walkover having the End at 65 for 7 and 20 overs not yet reached. But no-one told the young gun in the Sydney Swans singlet (and chubbies to boot) who proceeded to teach the older and wiser few a thing or two about offensive defense. Spectators, cars, and the school across the road came under fire from classy and agricultural shots alike, and when the dust had settled, no-one had been spared and the Dogs restored some respectability with a total of 178 all out.
After a well needed breather and black tea (who is on milk duty, oh the ignominy and it is well worth to note that quiche, despite previous threats, was presented again) The Noa strode out to bat with a real total to chase down. Opening were the Tim Twins (Oz and Fulton) who proceeded to chip away at the score at an even clip (and there were some real clips) to set an opening partnership of 140ish before Oz, no doubt craving his beer and smoke, skied one to be out for a classy 77 that included no fewer than four chances.
Super-sub Luke joined Tim Senior in the middle and ran the fielders (and Tim) like a drill-sergeant with shots all over the park. Tim, showing flashes of brilliance and class brought the team home with 81 not out, and sloped off the field like a cat left in the rain.
So a good win albeit showing some lucklustre kill factor with the tail, a good crisp brew over snipes and cheers was enjoyed by all...
FINES;
· Popey - $4.00 for two dropped catches (second costing about 60 runs)
· Mike - $2.00 for dropped catch
· Oz - $2.00 for dropped catch (off own bowling) and an additional $5.00 for providing quiche
MATCH REPORT
Mighty Noa Strikes again
Swannanoa vs Southbrook(?)
Match report 31/10/2009
A glorious Country summers day greeted the Noa lads on arrival. A light easterly was blowing through the #1 pitch. An examination of the wicket was 1st on the agenda, with Rusty teaching the younger fellas about cricket pitches always sitting north to south.
All padded up and ready to go. Out comes the ever improving Derek Scott and his protégé Nathan Lang. The captains advice was to take your time and see 10 overs out.
Lovely strokes were played and balls slapped around (I'm not talking about Woodsie having some quiet time on the sideline with himself). These two were off to a great start until Mr Scott was caught off an unassuming delivery for a nice 27 runs. Nathan showing great class in his shot selection bringing up his 50 with style and proving he has what it takes to be part of the opening batting pair for the Noa for years to come.
In comes Rusty with some fire in his eyes. He proceeds to slam the ball all over the park racing to an impressive 59 runs in a mere 37ish balls.
Jason had a good go of it bringing up 24 with some lovely tee shots and putts.
The score was ticked along nicely with some of the other lads having a knock.
I must stress the shock and excitement in the team watching Zinny running a 3 for the first time in his life... But wait..... He does it again, bewilderment among lads and the applause erupts.
The Noa boys set a great challenge of 209 runs... time for a cup of tea and some home baking.
Mr Hamilton asked the opening bowling pair, which ends, they'd like and so we went about our business with Phil opening from the pavilion end and Mike Martin from the other. A few overs bowled and Southbrook were making an o.k. start. Mike and Phil were 5 overs each into it with not a lot of action happening. The decision was made to bring on The Captain himself to lead by example with Mr Drake down the other end. The class of Mike H and the tactical prowess of Mr Drake brought the start of the downfall of the Brook boys.
The catches were a coming with some great athleticism. Sir Gordon Fulton taking a rip snorter catch from the slips of Mike Hamilton bowling, I'm not sure if Gordon actually knew that he'd caught it until we told him, it may of just got stuck up his sleeve.
The bowling duties were spread around the lads with some great results. Ozzy welcoming a brook boy who had never held a bat in his hand, with a 3 step run up and 1 ball later the poor boy was sent packing with the middle stump still shaking.
The final wicket was taken when the Southbrook version of Teletubby was caught by Mr Marathon himself Lance Ryan. This left Southbrook 89 runs all out and good night nurse.
The Noa get another victim.
Well done lads.
Stats from yesterday for the report;
Russell Drake - 59
Nathan Lang - 53
Derek Scott - 27
Jason Findlay - 24
Mark Sincock - 15 no
Tim Osbourne - 11
Mike Martin - 0 no
dnb: Lance Ryan, Mike Hamilton, Gordon Fulton, Phil Heffernan
Phil Heffernan - 5 overs, 2 maidens, 0 wickets, 9 runs
Mike Martin - 6, 1, 0, 16
Mike Hamilton - 5, 1, 3, 9
Russell Drake - 6, 0, 2, 11
Mark Sincock - 3, 0, 1, 10
Jason Findlay - 3, 0, 2, 8
Tim Osborne - 1, 1, 1, 0
Gordon Fulton - 0.2, 0, 1, 0
MATCH REPORT
OCT 24th 2009
SWANNANOA vs SOUTHBROOK GREEN?
A Southbrook team bearing a striking resemblance to Fernside Ashgrove 08/09 Edition rolled up at the House of Noa on Saturday and was soundly despatched to somewhere round Mt Thomas Road hopefully not into Lances garden.
The tone of the day was set early on, with some of the familiar FACAs from days gone by distracted by the urge to crank up a miniature motorbike on the sidelines.
Sure the new Brook boys had class in the batting line-up, but we had imports most prominently in the form of Oz, a chirpy one we picked up on the internet. Were still trawling through his CV but it appears he arrived via Cheviot, Australia, Auckland and then his in-laws on Two Chain Rd.
Anyway, we wont hold Cheviot heritage against him. He proved in two spells on Saturday that he can bowl some deceptive wee drifters. But so could the days other opening bowler Phil Heffernan. Phil just gets better every outing mixing an inclination to bounce the hell out of everyone down the other end with a growing appreciation of the art of swing. Clearly he has had wise counsel from Woods and Olsen. Phils multi-wicket spell on Saturday also displayed real tactical appreciation right from the first ball. Southbrooks left-handed opener was intent on keeping his bat somewhere round off stump and the rest of his body at square leg.
Phil, rallied by that renowned fast bowler Rusty, never let up at the cack-hander or the procession of batsmen who followed. Sadly, his attempt at a hat-trick came to nought.
Talking of never letting up, though, credit must go the enthusiasm of the Swannanoa fielders, although many were quick to blame the Sun for technical errors in the completion of catches.
Still, only one fielder would have been able to blame wet grass in the outfield for such mistakes. At one point Oz the Cheviot one - was seen to crouch in the manner of a Greek statue and, well . (not wanting to start rumours but Jerry Collins did the same but only sneaked it out from the bottom of his rugby shorts not cricket trousers). Fortunately, the incident happened on the lightly populated eastern side of the field, but we expect a stinging fine to follow.
But back to Southbrook. All out for 86 a tad more than they have might have but within Swannanoas range, we felt. The experienced (but nimble) firm of Scott and Hockley went out to bat. It was tough going, with a run rate of something just above 1 for the first 10 overs. Southbrook hadnt managed to recruit the demon left-arm quickie form last years FACA mob but still made Noa sweat for every run. Terry H was the first to go after seeing off a good part of the new ball for the fly-boys further down the order. Memory has it that Scotty was slightly disgruntled at one point after being LBW by Monsieur Hockley, but opinions on the decision varied. Scott himself, having taken stance at the northern end, believed he had chopped the ball on to his pad while standing outside beside the gate to the Swannanoa Pool, while Hockley & co batsman Osbourne argued that Scott had less chance of reprieve than a one-legged Chris Martin hit below the knee-roll. Cricket its a great game for opinions. For all this, Noa managed to inch its way to the target thanks to some equally astute batting from Rusty and the other Oz, Tim Osbourne who we loaned to Southland for a season. He tells us he was sick of waiting for the Ranfurly Shield to come to Invercargill so hed give Canterbury another go were glad to have him back.
So, a solid win at the Noa and now its on to Southbrook Park to play the other Southbrook team. At least we think its the other Southbrook team. It could just as easily be left-overs from the Holmwood Colts.
Official match statistics ignored so far in this report are included below:
Scorecard
Bowling (37 overs)
Heffernan 8-2-3-7
Ozzie 8-0-3-13
Drake 5-0-2-17
Hamilton 8-0-2-12
Woods 4-0-0-15
Ryan 4-1-0-8
Batting (34 overs)
D Scott 11 LBW
T Hockley 3 Caught
L Ryan 10 Caught
T Osbourne 34 no
R Drake 19 no
Extras 13
MATCH REPORT
OCT 17 2009
SWANNANOA vs KAIAPOI
What a day for Swannanoa! The Swans reverted to extremely viscous ugly ducklings and used their sharp beaks and claws to shred Kaiapoi's hopes
and dreams in a 179 run victory that barely lasted 50 overs!! After losing the toss in captain Olsen's absence, Lance announced that we were batting. This came after he had to negotiate that we actually play a 40 over contest with Kaiapoi's giant body builder like skipper towering over him and demanding a 20/20 game - Lance showed that "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, etc" as he refused to back down and a "normal" 40/40 contest began.... After last week's flying start
(straight into a mountain side) Terry reverted to his usual assortment of blocks, dabs and edges between the slips to ably support Derek in a
36 run stand in the first 9 overs... After holing out to mid off, Terry was replaced by Lance, who played a dashing 2 ball cameo and thus assumed bag duties.
Lance was soon out umpiring and was thus still able to be "in the thick of the action". Derek looked settled and formed a blossoming partnership
with Luke O'Donnell that saw the score move to 105/2 in the 20th over - nice! Not long afterwards Lance passed judgement that Derek was LBW for
40 with the assured self confidence of a top Pakistani Test Umpire. (eds note: What? Not a run-out?)
Quip Of The Week Award: Later, when Swannanoa were in the field, Lance was overheard commenting that one of the Kaiapoi bowlers could really let it rip on the odd delivery, and that one of these balls had shot off the pitch hitting Derek in the rib-cage area. Without the slightest pause Mike ("the Tron") Hamilton replied "I s'pose that was the one you gave him LB for?" -- At this point it should be mentioned that the Swannanoa Cricket Club would like to issue a joint statement with the
Hawkes Bay Rugby Union that the decisions of it's sporting officials are not to be questioned post-match. No television replays of Derek's dismissal will be made available...
Cousin Hayden Ryan (15), newcomer Ozzy (18) and the ever improving Nathan (16 not out) then provided solid support as Luke O'Donnell
continued to score freely at the other end. Luke's fitness showed right to the end as he continued to make his partners sprint for 1's, 2's and the odd 3. He also peppered the ropes several times and finished on 85 not out - a superb knock after a long break from cricket!.... Swannanoa 221/5 off 40 overs.
It soon became apparent that a 20/20 match might even have been a bridge too far for Kaiapoi as their entire batting line up played each ball as if it was the last over.... and for many of them, it was! Mike Hamilton was removed from the attack after conceding 10 in one over (to "Stevie G" who actually top-scored for Kaiapoi with that very same 10 runs) and giving Derek a bleeding nose with a flying bail as he cleaned out one of
the "Kaiapoi Cannon fodder".
The team is investigating getting Derek one
of those baseball catcher style masks so that Mrs Scott let's him keep playing cricket on Saturdays.
The ball was then thrown to debutant Mike M who had earlier offended all at the ground by turning up wearing a Hurricanes jersey. Mike W(ellington?) struck with both the first and last ball of his debut over for Swannanoa and ended with 2 wkts for 1 run off 2 overs... The "2 for 1" deals continued as fellow debutant Ozzy (direct from Auckalofa) also
collected 2 wickets from his two overs of "Left Arm Swing Spin". This was followed up with a superbly flighted spell of sliders, dippers, wrong-uns, googlies, etc from Lance Ryan who wove a magical spell in snaring 2 for 4 as Kaiapoi's misery was made complete. Mention must also be made of 2 runouts (one from a superb throw by L O'Donnell) and a well timed stumping by D Scott as a batsman momentarily lifted a foot.
Meantion should also be made that the clubrooms were visited by 2 more of the "Swannanoa Wise Men" today - Gordon Fulton, who informed us that
Tim has been "confined to barracks" pending the arrival of Gordon's grandchild... and Trevor Findlay who turned up at exactly the right time to help finish off the post-match beverages! To the team's delight Lance wore the sharp end of Trevor's walking stick after trying to kick it out from under him....
A win by 179 runs is a great feat, but, perhaps the games might get a
bit harder from here on in....
MATCH REPORT
10th October 2009
Swannanoa V's Ohoka.
With an array of talent to choose from, bolstered from their promising pre-season net sessions and a 12th man in Woodsie we could not possibly lose to a car full of young folks!
Unfortunately the build-up did not match our expectations. Hayden lost the toss and Ohoka's skipper wisely elected to bat. Even so, with only six batsmen to start with, Swannanoa felt they would be asking Woodsie to get the kettle on early. And with a bright bowling partnership between Geoff and Phil, Ohoka were left struggling after the first 10 over's scoring just 26 runs and losing 3 wickets. But as the cars kept rolling into the paddock spitting new players out for Ohoka and Swannanoa dropping several catches the game started to become a little frustrating for the home side.
J. (senior cricketer and Mandeville Gestapo) Hamilton (29) and J. Williams (35) kept Ohoka in the match and they seemed to be heading for a score that would be more that achievable for a seasoned Noa line-up! The pick of the home sides bowling attack came from Russell Drake, who bowled what many have said was the longest spell of spin bowling the Noa have ever seen. With a wide range of variation, guile, flair and wickets Rusty was rolling back the years; who said pre-season training doesn't work?
The wickets continued to fall at a steady rate and with Mike bowling with what seemed some extra found pace the Noa were looking to skittle the opposition out for a low hundred score. Mike had clearly been reviewing the 1932-33 bodyline tapes as he sent down a shocking beamer towards Ohoka's pre-pubescent batsman's head. Thankfully the young man was able to avoid the delivery, which brought boos from his own side. Saying this Mike's tactics worked and had the little blighter trapped LBW moments later.
As the final car rolled in, Swannanoa must have been wondering who would get out, well, the occupants decided to throw the bat around. Tracker 6 not out and Bert scoring 19, 16 of which came off 3 balls (Sorry Mike, Woodsie made me). Ohoka pushed their final tally to 154 all out after 38.3 over's.
Bowling Figures
G Olsen 5.3-0-15-2
P Heffernan 7-0-20-2
R Drake 8-2-23-3
N Lang 8-0-44-0
M Hamilton 6-0-32-3
Tea was had, an experimental batting line-up announced and the Noa set about their target. And what a fine start; Terry despatching the very first ball to the boundary and the Noa tail was wagging in anticipation. However the ecstasy was very short lived with Terry being caught the very next ball. That second ball of the innings set the tempo for the batting side and wickets fell quickly.
Good bowling from Kane and J McMillan had the home side on the rack with Kane finishing with excellent figures of 8-3-16-4. As the constant droning chirp from the young pretenders grew louder the elder statesmen of Swannanoa continued to lose wickets. Batting at 5 Rusty made a gritty stand first with Olsen and then H Ryan to finish on a man of the match score of 46. Rusty was un-characteristically (?) run out by H Ryan and at this stage the game was slipping away from Swannanoa. Only Nathan troubled the scorer further down the order finishing on 20 not out.
Swannanoa went on to lose the opening game of the season to Ohoka by 36 runs.
As 'D:Rream' wisely said in the early 90's "Things can only get better".
Better luck next week.
A sublime opening partnership of 156 propelled Swannanoa to victory at
the Mandeville Sports Centre on March 27 a memorable day which ended
with high-spirited clowning and a team member in a one-piece
Mankini costume. (see pictures)
A well-rounded Noa team had gathered at the Ville, conscious of
instructions to be there good and early for the Midday start. Anxiety
rippled through tense shoulders and hamstrings as word got round that
Phil was somewhere on the Northern Motorway, but no fear...hed be
with us by 12.30.
The boys gathered, support crew on shoulder, for one last briefing
from Captain Drakey. God bless and God speed. The blessing was
appropriate, for it was Swannanoas day.
Drakey and Lango did all the right things early on, first guaging the
pace of the wicket and the quality of the bowling.
Rangiora found it increasingly hard to get its groove thing going, as
opening bowler Meiring toiled admirably despite a painful shoulder.
Downs was typically hard to get away but the pressure was partially
released when Mariu left the bowling crease surprisingly early.
Our openers began to take to the offerings of Fletcher, Banks and
Sutton with relish no mean feat considering Rangiora are masters of
miserly bowling. Psychic energy shifted toward the batsmen.
Drake had the early initiative but Lang was not to be outshone.
Several full-extension cover drives and a clubbed slog sweep for six
were among the highlights in a partnership that must surely have set
recent club records (a fact generally agreed at 11pm that night)
This memorable piece of team batsmanship came to an end with the
departure of Lang, leaving Luke with the terrible job of coming in
next.
It was not ODs day, nipped out by the wily Murray Sail. Similarly
Dugdale came a cropper to the beleaguered Meiring.
Osboure fared better (31) while Scott (13) and Ryan (19) finished off
proceedings. No one was Ryan-run out, despite the frenetic running. In another
piece of wonderment, Scott was given LBW by the neutral umpire and
strolled off, happy as a newborn lamb.
Who else to mention? Oh, Rusty. A beacon, despite again being nearly
relegated to the last paragraph of the innings report this time
delivering a barnstorming 90.
So, Swannanoa 245 or thereabouts. Sure it could have been 280 or
possibly 300, but who could argue with our highest score of the
season.
Rangiora started in equally bullish fashion, until the Heff encouraged
Sail to chop the red round thing on to his stumps - key wicket. Paul
and Bos were not put off however as the score raced along close to the
required 6 an over until Olsen came into the play with an LBW shout on
Paul Clement, then cleaning out the dangerous Mariu and Meiring.
Around this time, scribe recalls, Hayden snared a stunning one-handed
caught and bowled. Umpire John was mightily grateful for this because
if luck had been more unkind we may have had a decapitated umpire on our
hands.
Next to strike was the mercurial Adonis Aussie (the Greek), who
snared Cartwright for 11. By now it was looking good for the Noa,
although hope remained for Rangiora while Fletcher was at the crease.
He and Downs grabbed 32 and 29 apiece but their tail-end effort was
fortunately in vain. Dugdale had Fletch caught while Drakey floated a
few up to stump Downes and trap Al Sutton in front. Rangiora out for
182 and the celebrations could begin.
.....
And begin, the celebrations certainly did. Proceedings began sedately with the official prize-giving in the Mandeville clubrooms, as Swannanoa and its nemesis Ohoka swept the trophy cabinet bare.
Gradually the tempo of the evening increased, however, as the Noa moved on to Truro Place, otherwise known as the street in the former paddock just over the fence.
Keith (aka Alf, Aussie, The Greek) and Katie put on an evening of drinking and BBQ which turned to hysterics when our host (Aussie) donned a vivid green Mankini suit . Tears are still being wiped from eyes and psychologists consulted for remedial therapy...and thats just his team-mates were talking about.
Fortunately, for the sake of decorum, our spiritual leader on the day, Reverend Drake, was in a position to invite team members forward to break bread and drink from the Cup of 3rd Grade Success, last won by Swannanoa in 1987. Lance had a beard in those days, it was noted.
So, we went happily home, safe in the knowledge it had been a fine season. Good luck to the Australian tourists and same to the Central Otago crew. We plan to meet up for a team pizza and drinks again soon, Cheers, Anon.
Swannanoa V Rangiora, 3rd Grade Final played at Mandeville Sports
Centre, Saturday March 27, 2010
Batting:
Russell Drake 90 (96 delieries)
Nathan Lang 56 (61)
Tim Osbourne Not Out 31 (28)
Derek Scott 13 (26)
Hayden Ryan Not Out 19 (17)
Luke O'Donnell 1 (6)
Hamish Dugdale (3)
Did Not Bat - Olsen, Woods, Eleftheriou, Heffernan
Bowling:
Heffernan - 4 overs, no maidens, 1 for 22
Olsen - 8 overs, no maidens, 3 for 49
Ryan - 7 overs, one maiden, 2 for 25
Elefttheriou - 6 overs, no maidens, 1 for 24
Dugdale - 8 overs, 1 maiden, 1 for 35
Drake - 4.4 overs, no maidens, 2 for 17Match Report 20 Mar 10, played at the Noa
While having no bearing on the outcome of the teams respective seasons, todays game held an opportunity to get some play time before next weeks final and despite the win, it would be fair to say that not a lot was gained out of the experience and players were left somewhat disappointed in their own personal, and teams efforts.
In the immortal words of the Captain, we didnt win the toss, they called incorrectly and Swannanoa were put into bat which suited as a chance to score some runs in ideal conditions and bat ourselves into (or out of) form was relished against a team carrying a few ex-Ohoka Seniors.
With the in-form Rusty and Nathan opening, runs came quickly as 70 runs were notched up however both batsmen gave their wickets away in the face of (fair to say) unstartling bowling. But as the batting line up looked as strong on paper as it had all season, it was really only Tim Osborne who showed any mettle enough to take the opportunities given him and held up one end as his partners continued to get starts but prove that shot selection is as important against weak bowling as it is strong. When Tim finally succumbed to a well compiled 61 off 60 balls, 6 for 170 with less than 10 overs to go wouldnt have been considered ideal.
But cometh the man (men) cometh the hour and Jason and Derek put on a little cameo at the end to lift the score to 205/8 despite Findlays blown calf and the ignomity of receiving a ball to the back of the head in the same process. Hey, humour comes in all forms.
After a settling over a cuppa and cakes (who the hell bought the Christmas Crackers!?!?) Rusty called in the team ala Michael Vaughan and knew that the total was defendable based on the fact that fielding has been good all season, and despite a weaker: bowling line up.
And it could so easily have unravelled from there as the fielding standards held in such high esteem all season failed us, but with some very good bowling, and some pretty piss-poor bowling, we did put them under pressure.
Journeyman Ryan and Dugdale opened, and chipped away taking the openers, and when Tim Parrot took the stumps out of the ground with his opening delivery (a loosener in his own terms) it seemed that the game was done and dusted and would give us the gusto needed for next week. but things have a way of biting you on the arse if you slacken...and it so morphed in the shape of one Aussie...
The ideal overhead conditions that had existed throughout much of the game to this point quickly cleared to provide a stifling and windless afternoon, and the normally prodigious swinger of the cherry he is known for, Aussie struggled through 8 tortuous overs which had the keeper pulling his hair out. But as is want of him, he still chipped in with 2 wickets (and the LBW was soooo plumb!), before Rusty and Nathan took control and cleaned up the tail relatively quickly.
Overall, a win is a win, however it would be fair to say we would have preferred a more all round and polished performance in coming to next weeks final against top of the table Rangiora, but in saying that, it could be seen as getting the crap blown out now instead of next week may be the tonic for a win...
Time will tell.
BATTING
Rusty 33 off 50
Nathan 32 off 40
Luke 11 off 16
T Oz 61 off 60
Hamish 14 off 13
Zinny 5 off 25
Derek 21 off 17
Jase 11 off 3
BOWLING
Haydo 7-2-21-1
Duggie 5-1-17-1
Parro 6-0-24-1
Aussie 8-2-36-2
Luko 3-0-17-0
Rusty 5-2-15-2
NATO 4-0-14-2
Zinny .05-0-0-0
MATCH REPORT
Swannanoa vs Woodend at SCG
13th March 2010
Saturday turned out to be great day for cricket. Grounds Keeper Willy (Tim Osbourne) was at the ground early to doctor the pitch... with an industrial leaf blower no less, ridding the hallowed (astro) turf of straw (from the fair the week before) and rabbit shit (from rabbits). After successfully accomplishing this feat, Captain Tim Fast Fulton promptly lost the toss and we were into the field against Woodend.
The Skip decided to open up the bowling attack with Olsen, the team discussed this and decided against it (ah democracy at work), deciding pace against the 11 yr old opener might not be a good option (where is Send the Hammer Down Hamilton when you need him) and went with Whispering Death Woods from the up hill end and Duggie from down hill. After bowling 2 overs for 2 runs Duggie was promptly yanked out of the attack (too expensive) and Fast Fulton took control of the ball. Wickets started to tumble with a catch being taken behind the stumps by Derek of Fast to kick things off. In an astute move Whispering Death was substituted with Lightening Lance Ryan to accompany FastFulton in a two pronged speed attack. One over at one end saw Fast end it with two wickets in his last two balls thus on a hat-trick. Lightening Lance not to be out done proceeded to take two wickets with two balls in his subsequent over and also be on a hat-trick. Needless to say nether bowler could deliver the goods, but they did break the batting sides spirit.
Woodend were reeling at 5 for 30 odd.
Geoff and Luke were the next to take up the bowling duties. Geoff was typically tight with line and length, snaring a nice c & b. Luke bowled with deceptive pace for such a languid trot in and managed to clean up the tail with a caught couple of bowleds and then had Derek take a ripper of a catch diving to his right to finish the Woodend innings off.
Woodend all out for 90
Woods 5-0-16-0
Duggie 2-0-2-0
Fulton 6-0-23-3
L Ryan 4-0-14-2
G Olsen 5-0-11-1
Luke 5.2-0-13-3
Time for Tea and Cakes
Opening the batting M Sincock and T Osbourne strode forward. Tim smashes a few well timed boundaries and then strode back again. Out to a one-handed catch to an 11yr old for 13. This brought T Parrot to the crease who proceeded to build a partnership with Sincock worth 70 odd runs. With Swannanoa needing just 3 runs to win Sincock went and got caught for 37 off the bowling of the previously mentioned 11 yr old. This should have brought D Scott to the crease but he had de-padded thinking his day was done (surely thats a fine, Sheriff?) So Duggie came in to craft a fine 6 runs of two balls. Job done!
T Osbourne 13
M Sincock 37
T Parrott 20no
H Dugdale 6 no
FOOTNOTE
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Last weeks reporter failed to give recognition to a fine acheivement in the match against Oxford. Rusty Drakes ton was the first scored for Swannanoa in an least 8 years. Well done Rusty, top effort, and we assure you that the reporter has been sentenced to death by bowling squad.
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MATCH REPORT
6th March 2010
Oxford vs Swannanoa
The day dawned for the showdown against Oxford, and it was bleak with showers from a cold southerly front, the immediate prospects of getting a match underway looked to echo the weather conditions. As the morning progressed the clouds slowly dissipated and it was to be a case of game on.
The more eager members of the team descended onto the Oxford domain a little before 12.30 and with a certain level of trepidation inspected a very green wicket & in a somewhat agricultural scenario several fence posts driven inside the field of play. The Swannanoa selection panel after a lengthy evaluation process had placed their faith in Rusty Drake to captain the squad, which, looked to have been a shaky decision after he promptly lost the toss.
The opening pair of Drake and Lang took to the field and proceeded to block out the first 2 overs and the sideline commentary team were in overdrive. The batsmen then began to score with a combination of skilful running between the wickets, lovely caressed shots through the field and in what seems to be new dimension to Langs game, brutal power hitting. The partnership was steadily growing when Bowser cleaned out Lang (19) with the score on 39 in the 11th over. Eleftheriou, who had been promoted up the batting list in an attempt to solidify the top order, strode out with a sense of purpose. Oxford began to put some real pressure on with the ball and half an hour later at the 20 over mark Swannanoa had lost Eleftheriou (10) with the score sitting at 64.
As Osborne joined Drake the run rate began to accelerate with plenty of singles and the despatch of any loose balls to the boundary and the sideline forecast was lifted to an innings total of 150-160. Osborne fell caught for 26 and was replaced by H Ryan (1) who was dismissed in a horrible run-out mix up with the score on 139.
Hamilton (14) arrived with a sense of urgency and ably assisted Drake in pushing the score to 186 before he was caught. Scott looked comfortable in his position for the day and hit two beautiful fours and Drake (105) brought up his century before falling to a slower delivery from Oxfords international player in the 39th over with the score at 199. Scott and Ryan closed out the innings and taking the total to 206.
Drake 105
Lang 19
Eleftheriou 10
Osborne 26
Ryan 1
Hamilton 14
Scott 10
Ryan 2
After the break, Swannanoa took the field and Martin opened the bowling with a mixture of doosras, flippers, ouches, shits and dot balls. At the other end Woods finally made a return to the bowling crease after a lengthy absence and immediately returned the captains faith with a wicket maiden followed by another maiden. Martin began getting into a rhythm at the other end and Woods applied pressure. After 16 overs Oxford were reeling at 7-70. A rearguard action was required and Oxfords international Chandrasena performed admirably before the team was dismissed for 112.
Martin 6-1-22-0
Woods 8-3-20-5
Hamilton 3-1-11-1
Findlay 3-0-15-0
L Ryan 2-0-10-1
Osborne 2-0-9-0
H Ryan 3-1-10-0
Eleftheriou 1.3-0-4-2
Swannanoa vs Rangiora at Swannano, 27/2/10:
This was a battle at the top of the table, and the game lived up to it's promise.
A late change was made just prior to the start of the game, seeing the introduction of the 12th man Lance Ryan - Lance did not disappoint. The new Oligarch of Rangiora had apparently been delayed whilst he counted his newly found fortune at the expense of Telecom and their mighty XT network.
Hayden won the toss and elected to bat. This was a decision he may have been ruing 6 overs later when at 2 down for 3, we were in a spot of bother. Tim Osbourne and Hamish Dugdale dug in and saw off a couple of the grades best bowlers and steadied the ship. Runs however were still not flowing at any real rate. The total was around 45 in the 20th over and the general feeling amongst the troops was that 120-130 would be a fine effort from there. Tim finally lost his wicket with the score of 77, for a well grafted and important 38 runs. Luke O'Donnell met Dugdale in the middle and the score really started to push on. Opening his innings with a straight 6 gave us all a taste of what the partnership could offer, and the pair surged through to 122 with some lusty blows before Dugdale lost his wicket for a brilliantly crafted 53 - his first dismissal of the season. O'Donnell followed shortly after (also his first out of the season) on 137 and Woodsie on 141. Had the impetus been lost - well no. Two of the elder statesmen of the pack stepped up, Geoff Olsen and Lance Ryan crafted an excellent 42 run partnership featuring some superb and aggressive running (several 3's amongst the runs), glides, parrys, and the odd Lance Ryan hook shot. A very respectable 187 for 7 was reached. Geoff compiling a very useful 26, and Lance a timely 21 not out.
We turned for the break thinking at least we were in with a show. We did know that Rangiora had several very capable batsmen, with two recently having come off century's, albeit against some lesser opposition.
Rangiora progressed through very calmly to 46 before we took the important wicket of their captain and no.1 batsman, it was then we really thought we had a chance. The opener at the other end was offering up chances, which we just couldn't seem to hold, although he never seemed to really pose any great threat. From an initial run rate of 4.5 being required, we steadily built pressure with some good tight bowling. The required rate climbed to 5, then 5.5, and 6. This forced incoming batsmen to play more aggresive shots than they might have otherwise selected, and so we gladly took the wickets as they were offered. Rangiora eventually petered out and we took their final wicket in the 40th over with their score on 162. The bowlers all bowled well and a great win was taken - one step closer to the final!
The bowlers:
Geoff Olsen, 8o, 0m, 3 for 38
Hamish Dugdale, 8o, 0m, 2 for 33
Phil Heffernan, 8o, 0m, 2 for 28
Hayden Ryan, 8o, 1 m, 2 for 26
Lance Ryan, 4o, 1m, 0 for 14
Jason Findlay, 3.4o, 0m, 1 for 18
Watch out Oxford!
Swannanoa vs Woodend at Swannanoa, 20/2/10:
Woodend Bulldogs batted first, and after what was a fine start in reaching 80/2 in quite good time, were rolled by a rampant H.Ryan who delivered the fine figures of 6 overs, 7 for 12 to bowl the opposition out for a paltry 97 in the 27th over. The feat did attract the attention of the local press, where in the write up, Hayden was referred to as the "Swannanoa Journeyman". He can thank his younger cousin Luke O'Donnell for the coverage.
Swannanoa took on this relatively meagre total with ease, striking off the deficit in 20 overs for only the loss of a Mark Sincock wicket. In doing so, Tim Osbourne regained some of his good form in posting 57 not out to record his third half century of the season, and Sincock and Hamish Dugdale chimed in with 22 and 11 not out respectively. An easy win in the end.
Match Report 13/02/2010
Swannanoa V Southbrook Red
After having opened a big can of whip ass on the stronger Southbrook team the week before, spirits were high that the same would be done this week. Captain Olsen made the toss (not sure if he won it or not) but we were batting anyway. Scott and Lang opened the batting slowly but securely. After 8 overs we were 30 without loss. Lang looked solid at one end, and they were starting to build a partnership until Scott was caught for 11. Findlay came in, letting the first ball go outside off. In the next over Findlay preceded to hit 3 fours in a row (he doesnt like running!) Both Lang and Findlay were playing some fine shots all over the ground, and the score moved onto 92, before Findlay missed one, and was clean bowled for 29 (Muppet!!). Gardner playing his first game this season played some typical Gardner shots on his way to 22. Lang brought up his fifty, and we were looking good. With Lang continuing to hit the ball well, the score at 167 for 4 and plenty of overs left; the scene was set to mount a big total. What the *&^%$, the wheels starting to fall off, as Lang was out (or not, bump ball) for a well batted 71, wickets fell in quick succession, Olsen 7, Hamilton,6,Heffernan 1, Robertson golden, Kinder4, and Parrott 2, leaving H Ryan not out on 10. We went from a strong position, to losing our last 6 wickets for 31 runs, and not batting our overs out (37.3 overs).
Setting 199 runs for them to win, we needed to get a few early wickets to put them on the back foot, first ball 4. Sean, their opener was hitting everything to the leg side, and was lucky on a number of occasions, with the ball finding the gap. Parrot picked up a wicket in his first over, and finished with figures of 4-0-15-1. Heffernan finally bowled Sean for 22, after he played another leg side shot. Their 3rd wicket partnership was looking good, until a great catch by H Ryan ended that. Will their number three batter was looking comfortable, but with more wickets falling around him, Southbrook began to look a bit shaky at 89 for 5. Sadly, they started to turn the innings around, and were finding singles and the boundary more and more as the game went on.
The ball seemed to be landing just short a lot, but we did not help the score with some not so great fielding at times. The game was in the balance, and with Will still there it was going to be a close finish. Olsen picked up a wicket, and then Ryan got the big wicket of Will for 88. Olsen picked up another wicket and with 2 overs to go the needed 15 runs with 2 wickets left. H Ryan bowled the second to last over, conceding 8. Olsen got a wicket with the first ball in the last over, but with a four hit, and then a couple of singles taken, the field came in for the last ball, they hit over the top and the game was lost.
Bowling Figures
Olsen 8-1-41-3
Heffernan 8-0-36-3
Findlay 8-0-36-1
Hamilton 5-0-20-0
Parrott 4-0-15-1
H Ryan 7-0-41-1
Hard to take losing a close game, but with the goal of finishing in the top two still on, we have to make sure we learn from this one.
MATCH REPORT
Waitangi Day 2010
Having experienced the potential might of a very youthful Southbrook G team throughout Januarys T/20 comp, the Noa set about selecting a "strong" side for this most important clash. Whether or not this was a miscalculated process, the result signifies that either they were not as strong as we expected or we just played damn well and ruthlessly put them to the sword.
For those not wanting to read on, we won.
Under lightly overcast skies on a pitch that promised some assistance and a day that promised plenty of sunshine at some stage, Drake won the toss and allowed the opposition to bat second. With the ball likely to "do a bit" the skipper took up the challenge and faced up. He and Lang played cautiously taking the sting out of the attack and after a few overs, the temperatures soared, the idiotic chirpy banter faded and so did the spirits of the fielding side. Lang got a good ball to remove him for 13 and Fulton (T) 11 showed promise for a new dad until he skied a lose ball and was caught. Osborne may as well have stayed home and at 3 for 60 the Noa was precarious. Woods came in as pinch hitter and succeeded for only a short time reaching 13.
Ryan (H) warmed to the task and played some splendid strokes. A good partnership was undone when Drake ran himself out for the third time this season after compiling 74. (is there a message here??). Casey joined Osborne as a minor but nonetheless important contributer and as the overs slipped away (and the opposition wilted badly) the pedal was floored. Ryan ran himself out for a well constructed 32 and Olsen bludgeoned as usual to reach 20 not out with Martin doing likewise in a shorter time to reach 8 not out placing the Noa well at 203 for 7 after the allotted 40.
A useful score which needed to be defended well to secure victory. The game plan was established. Short spells in the heat, line and just short of a length on or outside off and we would prevail.
Well every bowler did what was asked (and more in the case of Oz who, after a few beers throughout the day, exercised his lip very fashionably). Olsen (2 for 12 off 4) and Heffernen (1 for 7 off 3) struck early and also beat the bat consistently. Ryan (3 for 15 off 4) and Oz (3 for 14 off 5) ripped the guts out of Southbrook and at 7 for 29 they were never in it. At a higher level of the game you could regard the Noas progress as "clinical". As often happens the tail wagged but only for a short time before Fulton (1 for 10 off 2) claimed the last at 78. Woods and Casey (AKA CARGO PANTS - according to the oppositions Duckworth Lewis scorebook terminology) rolled their arms over for no reward.
A very good team performance, particularly in the field, where excellent ground fielding and catching (Woods 1 splendid up,
MATCH REPORT
Waitangi Day 2010
Having experienced the potential might of a very youthful Southbrook G team throughout Januarys T/20 comp, the Noa set about selecting a "strong" side for this most important clash. Whether or not this was a miscalculated process, the result signifies that either they were not as strong as we expected or we just played damn well and ruthlessly put them to the sword.
For those not wanting to read on, we won.
Under lightly overcast skies on a pitch that promised some assistance and a day that promised plenty of sunshine at some stage, Drake won the toss and allowed the opposition to bat second. With the ball likely to "do a bit" the skipper took up the challenge and faced up. He and Lang played cautiously taking the sting out of the attack and after a few overs, the temperatures soared, the idiotic chirpy banter faded and so did the spirits of the fielding side. Lang got a good ball to remove him for 13 and Fulton (T) 11 showed promise for a new dad until he skied a lose ball and was caught. Osborne may as well have stayed home and at 3 for 60 the Noa was precarious. Woods came in as pinch hitter and succeeded for only a short time reaching 13.
Ryan (H) warmed to the task and played some splendid strokes. A good partnership was undone when Drake ran himself out for the third time this season after compiling 74. (is there a message here??). Casey joined Osborne as a minor but nonetheless important contributer and as the overs slipped away (and the opposition wilted badly) the pedal was floored. Ryan ran himself out for a well constructed 32 and Olsen bludgeoned as usual to reach 20 not out with Martin doing likewise in a shorter time to reach 8 not out placing the Noa well at 203 for 7 after the allotted 40.
A useful score which needed to be defended well to secure victory. The game plan was established. Short spells in the heat, line and just short of a length on or outside off and we would prevail.
Well every bowler did what was asked (and more in the case of Oz who, after a few beers throughout the day, exercised his lip very fashionably). Olsen (2 for 12 off 4) and Heffernen (1 for 7 off 3) struck early and also beat the bat consistently. Ryan (3 for 15 off 4) and Oz (3 for 14 off 5) ripped the guts out of Southbrook and at 7 for 29 they were never in it. At a higher level of the game you could regard the Noas progress as "clinical". As often happens the tail wagged but only for a short time before Fulton (1 for 10 off 2) claimed the last at 78. Woods and Casey (AKA CARGO PANTS - according to the oppositions Duckworth Lewis scorebook terminology) rolled their arms over for no reward.
A very good team performance, particularly in the field, where excellent ground fielding and catching (Woods 1 splendid up, 1 tough down and Ryan a dolly down were the main remarkable memories). One cannot help but feel encouraged with the intensity building towards what hopefully will be a finals birth in due course. We think we are SECOND now. Well done.
MATCH REPORT
Traditional one day comp:
Played at the venerable Kaiapoi Rugby Club, home of the Yellow Peril.
Saturday January 30
This Saturday, the Swannanoa XI convened at Kaiapoi eager to get in some much needed match practice on one of the warmest days of the summer. The Kaiapoi team had other ideas with their players expressing a wish to get to the Woodend Sevens as quickly as possible after all, the Kaiapoi Rugby Club had a team entered and it would be good for them to support their mates over a few cold ones.
Skipper Mike Hamilton wished to make the most of these unpromising circumstances by winning the toss, electing to bat, and thereby giving the Swannanoa side the opportunity to get in 40 overs in the middle. Unfortunately, the coin fell against the visitors and the cheerful Kaiapoi captain elected to put Swannanoa into the field.
The match then followed a predictable course with the Kaiapoi batsman attempting a 20/20 approach, but even with Olsen, Heffernan, and Murdoch missing, they generally struggled with the Noas bowling. After a couple of dropped chances early on, wickets fell regularly with the fielding side eventually pocketing seven catches (including three fine takes to Russell Drake, who proved a revelation at first slip).
Captain Hamilton also deserves a mention for a fine spell of 3-14 off five overs after he shouldered the responsibility of opening the bowling. Garth Robinson took his first wicket for Swannanoa (1-5 off two overs) and Aussy Elftheriou continued his trail of destruction through the grade with 2-5 off just two overs.
The bowling was well rotated by the skipper and Kaiapoi were dismissed after just 16.2 overs for 56 runs.
For the record:
H Ryan 5 2-18
M Hamilton 5 3-14
K Elftheriou 2 2-5
G Robinson 2 1-5
H Dugdale 1.2 0-6
M Martin 1 1-2
The Kaiapoi total was never going to trouble the Swannanoa batsman and the target was duly reached in the 13th over (with the time yet to reach 3pm). Four wickets were lost along the way, with Tim Osborne falling early; Nathan Lang (14) and Jason Findlay (18) scoring rapidly until both were out caught; and Derek Scott dismissed caught and bowled off a cleanly-struck straight drive. Russell Drake was not out 8, with Hamish Dugdale not out without facing a ball.
A successful result but not the best workout for the Swannanoa side. Roll on next week!
MATCH REPORT
After a less than salubrious start to the 20/20 competition the week previous, Swannanoa were hoping for bigger and better things on the 23rd Jan at Mandeville. Alas one thing we realized rather quickly was that you cannot count on the weather as the day was miserable, and with that came a lack of players when the coin toss was taken.
After a quick toss it was decided that with only 7 players and the fact that Scargill won and wanted to bowl, Swannanoa were to bat. Geoff was made honorary captain and made the interesting decision of sending Woodsie and Jason into bat. Unfortunately for Mr Woods it was not his day, and he was adjudged caught after giving the Scargill gully some catching practice. Fortunately for Mr Woods he was in fine company as with the fall of Jock, Tim Parrot, Scotty, Geoff and Popey, we found ourselves in the unusual position of 45 for 6. If it hadnt been for Jasons 20 and Geoffs 12 wed have been right up crap creek.
Mike Martin was soon to follow but fortunately Phil Heffernan (18) was able to hold up an end as others fell around him. Aussie the 3 balled greek came in as a replacement batter and used a runner (thanks Scargill) but found the extra ballast a problem and fell cheaply as well. Swannanoa all out for 73. Not a massive score, but on a very green wicket it gave us something to bowl at. However, it was not to be our day again. Scargill only required 3 batters and 11 overs to overhaul our target. Another loss for Swannanoa in the 20/20 tournament. Maybe wed have more luck against Kaiapoi For the record.
Woods 0 Caught
Findlay 20 Caught
McDonald 4 Caught
Parrot 5 Caught
Lang 1 Not Out
Scott 0 LBW
Olsen 12 Bowled
Martin 6 Bowled
Pope 0 Bowled
Aussie 1 Caught
Heffernan 18 LBW
Bowler Overs Rate
Olsen 4 0-20
Heffernan 4 1-22
Parrot 2 0-9
Lang 1 0-15
For the second game of the day, Swannanoa were up against Kaiapoi, a team we had beaten convincingly in the 40 over one dayers. Tim Parrot was pulled from the squad and the 3 balled greek considered himself unfit to play and became chief cook and bottle washer, as well as umpire. Tim Fulton and Lance Ryan filled the vacant positions. Woodsie was meant to be at a stag do, but after checking for permission (thanks Gendie), made himself available. He must have known something Kaiapoi are a good natured bunch, who like a tipple, so it was set for a good fun matchup with neither team having anything to lose. Jason was made captain and threw caution to the wind and decided that wed have a bowl instead of our standard bat as had been the norm throughout the competition.
Phil opened from one end with Geoff from the other. There appeared to be some rivalry between their umpire and the opening batter Brent. Phil pitched one up and although the batter got a good stride in, offered no shot and padded off. The subsequent appeal was fairly convincing and the batter was adjudged out. Some dissent was shown towards the umpire, but Brent finally walked.
Kaiapoi 0/1. Daisey then came in and after showing some early promise was dismissed for 9 along with Steve L, and Kirky. Phil and Geoff both bowled well ( 2 wickets a piece) and some excellent catchs were taken by Nathan and Jason. Popey then came to roll the arm over and was shown quite a heavy amount of disrespect for an over he had bowled in a previous game. No one knows exactly how many balls he bowled, but it was a lot. However on his second ball he picked up the wicket of Nachos. By then we were into their tail and between Woodsie and Popey the tail was quickly cleaned up. Woodsie must come in for some special mention by taking 3 wickets in his final over. So, Kaiapoi all out for 49.
Our turn to bat, and with Scotty and Nathan striding out to the crease, we all felt comfortable drinking the 3 balled Greeks beer, and put our pads away. Some decent progress was made with regular 4s being scored until a very unique thing in cricket happened. We started to play out for a draw. As this is most unusual in 20/20 cricket, the sidelined players supported our fellow comrades in the only way we knew how We started a slow clap. This provoked outrage amongst the openers who tried even harder to play for a draw. Finally some commonsense was seen, and Nathan (18)was given out LBW to a ball the was going down leg by 2 feet. Lance strode to the crease, and found himself facing a bowler he hadnt expected. Ever the competitive one, the 3 balled greek was given a bowl and promptly had Lance back in the pavilion for 3. However, normality returned when Tim Fulton smashed a four to the boundary and the game was over. Swannanoa a convincing win in 9 overs. A quick beer was consumed by most in the clubrooms with everyone agreeing that they were glad to see the back of the 20/20 comp and looking forward to the next round of the one dayers.
For the record
Bowler Overs Rate
Olsen 4 2-12
Heffernan 4 2-15
Pope 3 3-10
Woods 2 3-6
Nathan 18 LBW
Scotty 16 Not Out
Lance 3 LBW
Tim F 4 Not Out
MATCH REPORT
The Noa V Woodend 05-12-2009
Well this one will be short and sweet, not a lot to tell really.
After Captain Hamilton and his Woodend counterpart mutually agreed that they would bat first, due to only having 7 players for the day and 3 of them had to leave at 5pm (turned out this was never going to be a problem) , they acquired the services of Murdoch junior to boost the batting stocks.
We went into the field with only 8 to start with ourselves, but soon had the full quota.... The opening bowling pair of Heffernan and Murdoch proved a real handful and the Woodend innings was soon in tatters, with an inspired spell of fast bowling from Heffernan, the wickets fell over after over and he eventually finished with the figures of 5 for 5 off 6 overs( there was mention of an honours board but we dont have one).
Murdoch at the other end also caused some problems finishing with 2 wickets. Pope was bought on to mop up the tail and he did this with all the enthusiasm of the 10 year old he bowled to close the Woodend innings at 34 (big bully).
Our opening pair of Ryan and Lang saw us home untroubled in just over 6 overs, this partnership included the running of a 5.
So for us the toughest part of the day was explaining to our wives that cricket does not always finish this early.
MATCH REPORT
28/11/09
The Noa V Oxford
Despite the inclement weather the call was made by Fulton T that the game was on, only for him to pull out some minutes later, something about boiling water and towels.
And so we arrived at 1pm to drizzle and cold, stood around for half an hour and indeed decided we would play.... Tim Os won the toss and elected to bat, sending the previously unbeaten Oxford boys into the wet and cold. After a cautious start Lang trying to lift the tempo but only succeeded in lifting the ball to midwicket where a comfortable catch was taken 1-7. This bought the skipper to the crease and he along with Derek set about upsetting the Oxford attack, this seemed to be working as there was a little sledging going on (Scotty later asked who their dickhead was), however just as things looked good Derek was judged LBW (for what I understand to be the third time this year), 2-27.
In came young Dugdale and due to the wet conditions and a very tight ring field it was evident that going over the top would be the only option to up the scoring rate, Os and Dugdale both did this with great effect scoring freely and both reached 50 within minutes of each other Os finally being dismissed for a very well complied 60.
At this time the decision had been made to bring in The Noas own pinch hitter (now known as one innings Woods) unlike the previous week this did not pay off, the most entertaining part of the day came at the expense of Woodsie however and his ability to run/slide/ crawl between the wickets, in what I can only assume was the top half of his body looking for a third run but failing to tell his legs to run that fast. Woodsie blew a sand shoe and tripped and fell in spectacular fashion (to his credit he made his ground only to be out a 2 balls later. This bought Jock to the wicket for the final few overs and he assisted Dugdale in getting us through to 192 for 4,Dougdale finishing 79 n/o.
D Scott 4
Lang 6
Dugdale 79
Osborne 60
McDonald 10
Woods 7
Olsen DNB
Eleftheriou DNB
Parrott DNB
Heffernan DNB
Cherry DNB
After a cup of tea to warm up, it was our turn in the field, the bowling was tight from the outset and Oxford lost wickets at regular intervals, by the end of the innings I think they had 5 fit players and had used 4 runners due to batsmen breaking down Aussie bowled a very good spell in capturing 3-13 off 7 overs and was supported by Phil with 2-14 off 7 overs. Oxford all out for 74.
Olsen 5-2-9-1
Heffernan 7-1-14-2
Eleftheriou 7-2-13-3
Cherry 4-0-15-0
Parrott 4-0-10-1
Lang 3-0-10-2
Back in the winners circle, looking forward to next week.
MATCH REPORT
The Noa V Woodend 05-12-2009
Well this one will be short and sweet, not a lot to tell really.
After Captain Hamilton and his Woodend counterpart mutually agreed that they would bat first, due to only having 7 players for the day and 3 of them had to leave at 5pm (turned out this was never going to be a problem) , they acquired the services of Murdoch junior to boost the batting stocks.
We went into the field with only 8 to start with ourselves, but soon had the full quota.... The opening bowling pair of Heffernan and Murdoch proved a real handful and the Woodend innings was soon in tatters, with an inspired spell of fast bowling from Heffernan, the wickets fell over after over and he eventually finished with the figures of 5 for 5 off 6 overs( there was mention of an honours board but we dont have one).
Murdoch at the other end also caused some problems finishing with 2 wickets. Pope was bought on to mop up the tail and he did this with all the enthusiasm of the 10 year old he bowled to close the Woodend innings at 34 (big bully).
Our opening pair of Ryan and Lang saw us home untroubled in just over 6 overs, this partnership included the running of a 5.
So for us the toughest part of the day was explaining to our wives that cricket does not always finish this early.
MATCH REPORT
28/11/09
The Noa V Oxford
Despite the inclement weather the call was made by Fulton T that the game was on, only for him to pull out some minutes later, something about boiling water and towels.
And so we arrived at 1pm to drizzle and cold, stood around for half an hour and indeed decided we would play.... Tim Os won the toss and elected to bat, sending the previously unbeaten Oxford boys into the wet and cold. After a cautious start Lang trying to lift the tempo but only succeeded in lifting the ball to midwicket where a comfortable catch was taken 1-7. This bought the skipper to the crease and he along with Derek set about upsetting the Oxford attack, this seemed to be working as there was a little sledging going on (Scotty later asked who their dickhead was), however just as things looked good Derek was judged LBW (for what I understand to be the third time this year), 2-27.
In came young Dugdale and due to the wet conditions and a very tight ring field it was evident that going over the top would be the only option to up the scoring rate, Os and Dugdale both did this with great effect scoring freely and both reached 50 within minutes of each other Os finally being dismissed for a very well complied 60.
At this time the decision had been made to bring in The Noas own pinch hitter (now known as one innings Woods) unlike the previous week this did not pay off, the most entertaining part of the day came at the expense of Woodsie however and his ability to run/slide/ crawl between the wickets, in what I can only assume was the top half of his body looking for a third run but failing to tell his legs to run that fast. Woodsie blew a sand shoe and tripped and fell in spectacular fashion (to his credit he made his ground only to be out a 2 balls later. This bought Jock to the wicket for the final few overs and he assisted Dugdale in getting us through to 192 for 4,Dougdale finishing 79 n/o.
D Scott 4
Lang 6
Dugdale 79
Osborne 60
McDonald 10
Woods 7
Olsen DNB
Eleftheriou DNB
Parrott DNB
Heffernan DNB
Cherry DNB
After a cup of tea to warm up, it was our turn in the field, the bowling was tight from the outset and Oxford lost wickets at regular intervals, by the end of the innings I think they had 5 fit players and had used 4 runners due to batsmen breaking down Aussie bowled a very good spell in capturing 3-13 off 7 overs and was supported by Phil with 2-14 off 7 overs. Oxford all out for 74.
Olsen 5-2-9-1
Heffernan 7-1-14-2
Eleftheriou 7-2-13-3
Cherry 4-0-15-0
Parrott 4-0-10-1
Lang 3-0-10-2
Back in the winners circle, looking forward to next week.
MATCH REPORT
22 November 2009
Swannanoa Versus Rangiora
The Curse of the Bye
On a hot Saturday afternoon at Dudley Park, the Noa took on Rangiora following a NCCA enforced week off to rest the bodies. On a green top track, very short boundaries, and a hot north wester blowing, captain for the day Drake tossed, and elected to bowl first. Mike Hamilton and Mark Woods opened the attack, with Woodsie finding out quickly just how short the boundaries were.
Geoff Olsen came on and promptly got the first wicket with Rangiora at 46 for 1 after 9 overs. This turned quickly into 2 down, when Geoff pitched one up, and the batsman drove fiercely straight back at him, thinking about his hands, Geoff stuck out his foot and guided the missile on the stumps at the non-strikers end. The non-striker was still in the process of backing up and was run out.
Keith Eleftheriou (Aussie) came on to bowl into the wind and started sending down banana balls, and quickly picked up 3 wickets to have Rangiora 97 for 5 after 18 overs. The game changed with the arrival of No 6 De Veries, and No 8 Marcus who proceed to make use of the short boundaries with a string of fours and sixes to get the final total through to 248 for 7 off 40 overs. All the bowlers felt the heat of this batting, but Aussie ended up with the best figures of 3 for 21 off his 8 overs.
After the break the Noa set off in chase of this large total. Lance Ryan gently hit a ball straight to cover and was soon walking back. Nathan Lang followed shortly afterwards, after running new man Garth Robinson out, with a gentle catch to point. The Noa was quickly 24 for 3 after 5 overs.
Tim Osborne and Russell Drake set about restoring some order to the chase, with Tim peppering the boundary. At 73 Tim went for another 6 but was caught right on the mid wicket boundary for 36. Geoff Olsen came in and managed to run himself out to the excellent Rangiora fielding.
At 6 for 104 master blaster Woodsie made his way to the crease. This was a man on a mission, but surprisingly proceeded to bring out his best forward defensive shot to the first ball much to the amazement of his teammates. This was however the last time it was seen in his short innings. Sixteen scoring shots later (he also missed a few but not many) he managed to get himself bowled for 58. This included 6 sixes and 5 fours.
Russell had been playing a patient innings and holding things together was caught in the covers for 28, and the innings quickly folded after that to be all out for 191. It was good to see the support of the non-playing members and families at the ground.
This was a disappointing result, and as with the previous game the opposition managed to score freely in the second half of their innings. Hopefully this is just the curse of the bye, and normal order will be restored against Oxford next week at home.
Editors note. Oxford is undefeated to date this season it could well be a case of game on.
MATCH REPORT
The Noa vs. Woodend Bulldogs
Sat 07.11.09
It turned out to be a scorcher, and I am not just talking about the weather...
The Bulldogs, a mish-mash of League Hardheads who enjoy a beer, and no doubt embarrassing a few traditional cricket teams turned up and what followed (in the immortal words of Sean Fitzpatrick (and many AB captains before him) was a game of two halves. Ill explain...
With the lethal opening bowling pair in Geoff and Mike, and able support after them from Zinny and Hamish, Swannanoa seemed to be cruising to another walkover having the End at 65 for 7 and 20 overs not yet reached. But no-one told the young gun in the Sydney Swans singlet (and chubbies to boot) who proceeded to teach the older and wiser few a thing or two about offensive defense. Spectators, cars, and the school across the road came under fire from classy and agricultural shots alike, and when the dust had settled, no-one had been spared and the Dogs restored some respectability with a total of 178 all out.
After a well needed breather and black tea (who is on milk duty, oh the ignominy and it is well worth to note that quiche, despite previous threats, was presented again) The Noa strode out to bat with a real total to chase down. Opening were the Tim Twins (Oz and Fulton) who proceeded to chip away at the score at an even clip (and there were some real clips) to set an opening partnership of 140ish before Oz, no doubt craving his beer and smoke, skied one to be out for a classy 77 that included no fewer than four chances.
Super-sub Luke joined Tim Senior in the middle and ran the fielders (and Tim) like a drill-sergeant with shots all over the park. Tim, showing flashes of brilliance and class brought the team home with 81 not out, and sloped off the field like a cat left in the rain.
So a good win albeit showing some lucklustre kill factor with the tail, a good crisp brew over snipes and cheers was enjoyed by all...
FINES;
· Popey - $4.00 for two dropped catches (second costing about 60 runs)
· Mike - $2.00 for dropped catch
· Oz - $2.00 for dropped catch (off own bowling) and an additional $5.00 for providing quiche
MATCH REPORT
Mighty Noa Strikes again
Swannanoa vs Southbrook(?)
Match report 31/10/2009
A glorious Country summers day greeted the Noa lads on arrival. A light easterly was blowing through the #1 pitch. An examination of the wicket was 1st on the agenda, with Rusty teaching the younger fellas about cricket pitches always sitting north to south.
All padded up and ready to go. Out comes the ever improving Derek Scott and his protégé Nathan Lang. The captains advice was to take your time and see 10 overs out.
Lovely strokes were played and balls slapped around (I'm not talking about Woodsie having some quiet time on the sideline with himself). These two were off to a great start until Mr Scott was caught off an unassuming delivery for a nice 27 runs. Nathan showing great class in his shot selection bringing up his 50 with style and proving he has what it takes to be part of the opening batting pair for the Noa for years to come.
In comes Rusty with some fire in his eyes. He proceeds to slam the ball all over the park racing to an impressive 59 runs in a mere 37ish balls.
Jason had a good go of it bringing up 24 with some lovely tee shots and putts.
The score was ticked along nicely with some of the other lads having a knock.
I must stress the shock and excitement in the team watching Zinny running a 3 for the first time in his life... But wait..... He does it again, bewilderment among lads and the applause erupts.
The Noa boys set a great challenge of 209 runs... time for a cup of tea and some home baking.
Mr Hamilton asked the opening bowling pair, which ends, they'd like and so we went about our business with Phil opening from the pavilion end and Mike Martin from the other. A few overs bowled and Southbrook were making an o.k. start. Mike and Phil were 5 overs each into it with not a lot of action happening. The decision was made to bring on The Captain himself to lead by example with Mr Drake down the other end. The class of Mike H and the tactical prowess of Mr Drake brought the start of the downfall of the Brook boys.
The catches were a coming with some great athleticism. Sir Gordon Fulton taking a rip snorter catch from the slips of Mike Hamilton bowling, I'm not sure if Gordon actually knew that he'd caught it until we told him, it may of just got stuck up his sleeve.
The bowling duties were spread around the lads with some great results. Ozzy welcoming a brook boy who had never held a bat in his hand, with a 3 step run up and 1 ball later the poor boy was sent packing with the middle stump still shaking.
The final wicket was taken when the Southbrook version of Teletubby was caught by Mr Marathon himself Lance Ryan. This left Southbrook 89 runs all out and good night nurse.
The Noa get another victim.
Well done lads.
Stats from yesterday for the report;
Russell Drake - 59
Nathan Lang - 53
Derek Scott - 27
Jason Findlay - 24
Mark Sincock - 15 no
Tim Osbourne - 11
Mike Martin - 0 no
dnb: Lance Ryan, Mike Hamilton, Gordon Fulton, Phil Heffernan
Phil Heffernan - 5 overs, 2 maidens, 0 wickets, 9 runs
Mike Martin - 6, 1, 0, 16
Mike Hamilton - 5, 1, 3, 9
Russell Drake - 6, 0, 2, 11
Mark Sincock - 3, 0, 1, 10
Jason Findlay - 3, 0, 2, 8
Tim Osborne - 1, 1, 1, 0
Gordon Fulton - 0.2, 0, 1, 0
MATCH REPORT
OCT 24th 2009
SWANNANOA vs SOUTHBROOK GREEN?
A Southbrook team bearing a striking resemblance to Fernside Ashgrove 08/09 Edition rolled up at the House of Noa on Saturday and was soundly despatched to somewhere round Mt Thomas Road hopefully not into Lances garden.
The tone of the day was set early on, with some of the familiar FACAs from days gone by distracted by the urge to crank up a miniature motorbike on the sidelines.
Sure the new Brook boys had class in the batting line-up, but we had imports most prominently in the form of Oz, a chirpy one we picked up on the internet. Were still trawling through his CV but it appears he arrived via Cheviot, Australia, Auckland and then his in-laws on Two Chain Rd.
Anyway, we wont hold Cheviot heritage against him. He proved in two spells on Saturday that he can bowl some deceptive wee drifters. But so could the days other opening bowler Phil Heffernan. Phil just gets better every outing mixing an inclination to bounce the hell out of everyone down the other end with a growing appreciation of the art of swing. Clearly he has had wise counsel from Woods and Olsen. Phils multi-wicket spell on Saturday also displayed real tactical appreciation right from the first ball. Southbrooks left-handed opener was intent on keeping his bat somewhere round off stump and the rest of his body at square leg.
Phil, rallied by that renowned fast bowler Rusty, never let up at the cack-hander or the procession of batsmen who followed. Sadly, his attempt at a hat-trick came to nought.
Talking of never letting up, though, credit must go the enthusiasm of the Swannanoa fielders, although many were quick to blame the Sun for technical errors in the completion of catches.
Still, only one fielder would have been able to blame wet grass in the outfield for such mistakes. At one point Oz the Cheviot one - was seen to crouch in the manner of a Greek statue and, well . (not wanting to start rumours but Jerry Collins did the same but only sneaked it out from the bottom of his rugby shorts not cricket trousers). Fortunately, the incident happened on the lightly populated eastern side of the field, but we expect a stinging fine to follow.
But back to Southbrook. All out for 86 a tad more than they have might have but within Swannanoas range, we felt. The experienced (but nimble) firm of Scott and Hockley went out to bat. It was tough going, with a run rate of something just above 1 for the first 10 overs. Southbrook hadnt managed to recruit the demon left-arm quickie form last years FACA mob but still made Noa sweat for every run. Terry H was the first to go after seeing off a good part of the new ball for the fly-boys further down the order. Memory has it that Scotty was slightly disgruntled at one point after being LBW by Monsieur Hockley, but opinions on the decision varied. Scott himself, having taken stance at the northern end, believed he had chopped the ball on to his pad while standing outside beside the gate to the Swannanoa Pool, while Hockley & co batsman Osbourne argued that Scott had less chance of reprieve than a one-legged Chris Martin hit below the knee-roll. Cricket its a great game for opinions. For all this, Noa managed to inch its way to the target thanks to some equally astute batting from Rusty and the other Oz, Tim Osbourne who we loaned to Southland for a season. He tells us he was sick of waiting for the Ranfurly Shield to come to Invercargill so hed give Canterbury another go were glad to have him back.
So, a solid win at the Noa and now its on to Southbrook Park to play the other Southbrook team. At least we think its the other Southbrook team. It could just as easily be left-overs from the Holmwood Colts.
Official match statistics ignored so far in this report are included below:
Scorecard
Bowling (37 overs)
Heffernan 8-2-3-7
Ozzie 8-0-3-13
Drake 5-0-2-17
Hamilton 8-0-2-12
Woods 4-0-0-15
Ryan 4-1-0-8
Batting (34 overs)
D Scott 11 LBW
T Hockley 3 Caught
L Ryan 10 Caught
T Osbourne 34 no
R Drake 19 no
Extras 13
MATCH REPORT
OCT 17 2009
SWANNANOA vs KAIAPOI
What a day for Swannanoa! The Swans reverted to extremely viscous ugly ducklings and used their sharp beaks and claws to shred Kaiapoi's hopes
and dreams in a 179 run victory that barely lasted 50 overs!! After losing the toss in captain Olsen's absence, Lance announced that we were batting. This came after he had to negotiate that we actually play a 40 over contest with Kaiapoi's giant body builder like skipper towering over him and demanding a 20/20 game - Lance showed that "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, etc" as he refused to back down and a "normal" 40/40 contest began.... After last week's flying start
(straight into a mountain side) Terry reverted to his usual assortment of blocks, dabs and edges between the slips to ably support Derek in a
36 run stand in the first 9 overs... After holing out to mid off, Terry was replaced by Lance, who played a dashing 2 ball cameo and thus assumed bag duties.
Lance was soon out umpiring and was thus still able to be "in the thick of the action". Derek looked settled and formed a blossoming partnership
with Luke O'Donnell that saw the score move to 105/2 in the 20th over - nice! Not long afterwards Lance passed judgement that Derek was LBW for
40 with the assured self confidence of a top Pakistani Test Umpire. (eds note: What? Not a run-out?)
Quip Of The Week Award: Later, when Swannanoa were in the field, Lance was overheard commenting that one of the Kaiapoi bowlers could really let it rip on the odd delivery, and that one of these balls had shot off the pitch hitting Derek in the rib-cage area. Without the slightest pause Mike ("the Tron") Hamilton replied "I s'pose that was the one you gave him LB for?" -- At this point it should be mentioned that the Swannanoa Cricket Club would like to issue a joint statement with the
Hawkes Bay Rugby Union that the decisions of it's sporting officials are not to be questioned post-match. No television replays of Derek's dismissal will be made available...
Cousin Hayden Ryan (15), newcomer Ozzy (18) and the ever improving Nathan (16 not out) then provided solid support as Luke O'Donnell
continued to score freely at the other end. Luke's fitness showed right to the end as he continued to make his partners sprint for 1's, 2's and the odd 3. He also peppered the ropes several times and finished on 85 not out - a superb knock after a long break from cricket!.... Swannanoa 221/5 off 40 overs.
It soon became apparent that a 20/20 match might even have been a bridge too far for Kaiapoi as their entire batting line up played each ball as if it was the last over.... and for many of them, it was! Mike Hamilton was removed from the attack after conceding 10 in one over (to "Stevie G" who actually top-scored for Kaiapoi with that very same 10 runs) and giving Derek a bleeding nose with a flying bail as he cleaned out one of
the "Kaiapoi Cannon fodder".
The team is investigating getting Derek one
of those baseball catcher style masks so that Mrs Scott let's him keep playing cricket on Saturdays.
The ball was then thrown to debutant Mike M who had earlier offended all at the ground by turning up wearing a Hurricanes jersey. Mike W(ellington?) struck with both the first and last ball of his debut over for Swannanoa and ended with 2 wkts for 1 run off 2 overs... The "2 for 1" deals continued as fellow debutant Ozzy (direct from Auckalofa) also
collected 2 wickets from his two overs of "Left Arm Swing Spin". This was followed up with a superbly flighted spell of sliders, dippers, wrong-uns, googlies, etc from Lance Ryan who wove a magical spell in snaring 2 for 4 as Kaiapoi's misery was made complete. Mention must also be made of 2 runouts (one from a superb throw by L O'Donnell) and a well timed stumping by D Scott as a batsman momentarily lifted a foot.
Meantion should also be made that the clubrooms were visited by 2 more of the "Swannanoa Wise Men" today - Gordon Fulton, who informed us that
Tim has been "confined to barracks" pending the arrival of Gordon's grandchild... and Trevor Findlay who turned up at exactly the right time to help finish off the post-match beverages! To the team's delight Lance wore the sharp end of Trevor's walking stick after trying to kick it out from under him....
A win by 179 runs is a great feat, but, perhaps the games might get a
bit harder from here on in....
MATCH REPORT
10th October 2009
Swannanoa V's Ohoka.
With an array of talent to choose from, bolstered from their promising pre-season net sessions and a 12th man in Woodsie we could not possibly lose to a car full of young folks!
Unfortunately the build-up did not match our expectations. Hayden lost the toss and Ohoka's skipper wisely elected to bat. Even so, with only six batsmen to start with, Swannanoa felt they would be asking Woodsie to get the kettle on early. And with a bright bowling partnership between Geoff and Phil, Ohoka were left struggling after the first 10 over's scoring just 26 runs and losing 3 wickets. But as the cars kept rolling into the paddock spitting new players out for Ohoka and Swannanoa dropping several catches the game started to become a little frustrating for the home side.
J. (senior cricketer and Mandeville Gestapo) Hamilton (29) and J. Williams (35) kept Ohoka in the match and they seemed to be heading for a score that would be more that achievable for a seasoned Noa line-up! The pick of the home sides bowling attack came from Russell Drake, who bowled what many have said was the longest spell of spin bowling the Noa have ever seen. With a wide range of variation, guile, flair and wickets Rusty was rolling back the years; who said pre-season training doesn't work?
The wickets continued to fall at a steady rate and with Mike bowling with what seemed some extra found pace the Noa were looking to skittle the opposition out for a low hundred score. Mike had clearly been reviewing the 1932-33 bodyline tapes as he sent down a shocking beamer towards Ohoka's pre-pubescent batsman's head. Thankfully the young man was able to avoid the delivery, which brought boos from his own side. Saying this Mike's tactics worked and had the little blighter trapped LBW moments later.
As the final car rolled in, Swannanoa must have been wondering who would get out, well, the occupants decided to throw the bat around. Tracker 6 not out and Bert scoring 19, 16 of which came off 3 balls (Sorry Mike, Woodsie made me). Ohoka pushed their final tally to 154 all out after 38.3 over's.
Bowling Figures
G Olsen 5.3-0-15-2
P Heffernan 7-0-20-2
R Drake 8-2-23-3
N Lang 8-0-44-0
M Hamilton 6-0-32-3
Tea was had, an experimental batting line-up announced and the Noa set about their target. And what a fine start; Terry despatching the very first ball to the boundary and the Noa tail was wagging in anticipation. However the ecstasy was very short lived with Terry being caught the very next ball. That second ball of the innings set the tempo for the batting side and wickets fell quickly.
Good bowling from Kane and J McMillan had the home side on the rack with Kane finishing with excellent figures of 8-3-16-4. As the constant droning chirp from the young pretenders grew louder the elder statesmen of Swannanoa continued to lose wickets. Batting at 5 Rusty made a gritty stand first with Olsen and then H Ryan to finish on a man of the match score of 46. Rusty was un-characteristically (?) run out by H Ryan and at this stage the game was slipping away from Swannanoa. Only Nathan troubled the scorer further down the order finishing on 20 not out.
Swannanoa went on to lose the opening game of the season to Ohoka by 36 runs.
As 'D:Rream' wisely said in the early 90's "Things can only get better".
Better luck next week.
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